I refuse to let go of the potato

I say we start with dessert and go backwards.

[kickassmemes1]

[swag-canada]

he’s the one they warn us about in math problems 

[memeuplift]

[officialunitedstates]

I don’t trust the media, too many acronyms.  what does cnn stand for?  literally no one knows the answer

[accioconfusion]

cable news network

[officialunitedstates]

could be.  literally no one knows

[youre-damnright]

Bonus:

[pajamaben]

Rules for meeting a dog:

1) be cool

2) pet it

3) do not steal it

4) stop running from the owner

5) put it down

6) this isn’t worth jail time

[nb-anne]

peaches really are the whole package….sweet, summery, sexy….”i’m doin peachy” means i’m happy….”you’re a peach” means you’re a delight……like really ideal in every way!

[obviousplant]

This toy is too real

[lovelylarayyy]

Jobs be mad at you for wanting to leave the time they scheduled you to leave

[memesandlaughs]

[memesandlaughs]

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[memesandlaughs]

[memesandlaughs]

[memesandlaughs]

[memesandlaughs]

[srsfunny]

No Better Description For This Guy

[rehlaxe]

Have you ever really thought about how when you look at the moon, it’s the same moon Shakespeare and Marie Antoinette and Van Gogh and Cleopatra looked at.

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

they all looked at the moon they’re all dead the moon is killing people wake up america

[nickthegeekbear-deactivated2023]