Otter!Tot

space looks more welcoming than the people i meet.

[wizardwatch]

this blog is on an invader zim lockdown now unfollow me now

[otter-tot]

Anyone else want to get in line? I think we’re all fucking with my emotions today.

[imgoingtofighttheocean]

U kno what???? Honestly?? All jokes side about the Duolingo owl, Duolingo is one of the only language education services I know of that doesn’t charge for the full course and I really think we don’t appreciate that enough in a world where knowledge is severely (and increasing) restricted based on income. I just went through the app store and downloaded every language app I can find, and the only two that didn’t charge hefty subscription fees to access all the lessons were duolingo and memrise. Support free education.

[strongbowdarkfruit]

[itsmejaytee-deactivated20181208]

excellent

[moisturizedhole-deactivated2018]

[nervousvolcano]

[danielle-mertina]

People don’t realize how many cops are literally white supremacists. Good on Anonymous for getting rid of one.

[otter-tot]

of course he lives in fucking florida

[otter-tot]

affection

mom, giving me a replacement charger for my switch because i lost mine: u should go thank ur step dad and give him a hug

me: yesyes 

me: ....

step dad: .... 

me: hug 

step dad: ...?? 

me: i dont know how to properly show affection to you 

step dad: oh 

me: this is affection 

me: i just want you to know that 

[otter-tot]

eating with one of those peel-off face masks on feels like i’m a fetus breaking through my baby sack to consume solid morsels

[thecsquirrel]

Sun Goddess for real…

Model: Theresa Fractale

Photographer: Lillian Liu

Dress: Linda Frisen Couture

[anothersedpupper]

So happy to see my favorite designer get some publicity she deserves!!

[petalpetal]

its lavender  

[vinesforall]

James: Maybe we shouldn’t get too greedy. That’s when things fall apart.

Meowth: Don’t worry that pretty blue head o’ yours, I got a plan.

James: [offscreen, lowkey annoyed] It’s lavender.

[otter-tot]

look, i love petting you but, you need to stop aggressively licking my hand and biting my thumb afterward, please.

[cheer-bears]

[otter-tot]

;;where did you get these pieces of my childhood from ;;

[catchymemes]

[otter-tot]

why this for real how i kiss my little sister like

;; lemme feel tall for like ;; 10 more years pls

[memes-r-memes]

[i-cant-believe-its-v]

Nice

[billtherock45-deactivated202501]

hehe

[aberrantemotion]

nice

[probablyarmedpossiblynot]

Teehee

[spacemancharisma]

nice

[queenophydea]

Nice

[veemopusvulgaris]

Nice

[otter-tot]

nice

[bogleech]

A witch is a magic user with more focus on medicine and the body and a wizard is a magic user with more focus on like physics and academia. I don’t know what dingus made up one day that they’re just the 2 magic genders, that sounds stupid

[go-lurk]

witches = magic doctors, wizards = magic researchers, artificers = magic engineers, alchemists = magic chemists, sorcerers = magic youtubers

[professorsparklepants]

What about warlocks?

[anonymousalchemist]

[deep, deep, deep sigh] 

magic sugar babies 

[otter-tot]

making fun of myself again

boss: hey! i know your mom!

me: hey! so do i!

[otter-tot]

brother’s friend: oh hey! You’re ____’s little sister!

me: yes!

me: i am that!

brother’s friend: i-.... nice to meet you?

me: yes it is

[fashion-runways]

Alexander McQueen at Paris Fashion Week Fall 2019

[otter-tot]

my favorite scene from orange is the new black

i’ve watched the entire series again. hunted for this moment. finally found it.

S3: E5 “Fake It Till You Make It Some More”

Suzanne, whilst taking the test: “ ‘I spend most of my time trying to understand things.’ ” Suzanne: (thinking silence)

Suzanne: “I spend.. most of my /time/... //trying//... to understand things?” Suzanne: “what they gettin’ at-”