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🏳️‍🌈 《 alex jesse | 20s | they 》 🏳️‍⚧️

[bathroomcube]

so so many fictional characters i love i know i would HAAAAAAAAAAAATEEEE as people. but when they are within the context of their little worlds and dealing with people that are not me i luv them

[vintage-tigre]

"Dreaming of the Blue Tiger" by Jester Pepita

[frankencanon]

there is nothing that can convince me that's not the headless horseman

[frankencanon]

(1:21) compilation of some stuff that has happened since I started playing botw :)

[frankencanon]

I just started playing BOTW (I'm shamefully late to the party; I know) and some of these dialogue options are killing me — like Link's repeated "paraglider please" when the old man is busy monologueing

[frankencanon]

same, Link

[frankencanon]

I love how Link opens all these chests by just kicking them lmao

[frankencanon]

going from pokopia to botw means I have to constantly resist the urge to throw myself off tall structures (not that that stopped me from accidentally falling to my death anyway)

anyway. I'm a little suspicious because the old dude wants me to give him those fancy orbs (from the trials) BUT the statue in the temple told me to bring them there (because of course I wandered) and ngl I trust the statue more than I trust that extremely sus old guy…

what would happen if I tried to give the orbs to the statue first? would it mess things up and then I wouldn't be able to get the paraglider? then again, that old guy is everywhere; he'd probably catch me before I even got the chance…

in other news, I love that you can use abilities before you're technically taught about them

I figured out how to whistle :)

I've no idea what the point of that is (yet), but I can do it

[frankencanon]

I really like how this game not only routinely autosaves for you but also lets you choose from a list of autosaves so you can choose how far you wanna go back—

it was really helpful when I decided to test out my fancy new throwing spear only to immediately lose it… I spent so! long! searching literally everywhere for it before finally discovering that I could just go back to before I lost it…

[frankencanon]

THE OLD MAN STOOD ME UP

—oh, nevermind, he's just on the ROOF

[frankencanon]

THE OLD MAN IS A GHOST?!

[frankencanon]

paraglider: OBTAINED

I am now (mostly) immune to fall damage!!

[frankencanon]

now attempting to break the record for most deaths due to fall damage

[frankencanon]

I thought it was just the old dude king but as I encounter more people I am becoming increasingly aware that Link is way shorter than I thought he was

[frankencanon]

these bombs are really fun—OH MY GOD THAT GUY JUST LIT HIMSELF ON FIRE

[frankencanon]

me: oh cool a blood moon

Zelda, five seconds later: Link, beware—!!

[frankencanon]

I JUST GOT KILLED BY CHICKENS?!?!?

[frankencanon]

I CAUGHT A HORSIE 🐎🐎🐎

[frankencanon]

she's gentle… 🥹

[frankencanon]

me: *doing the 2-minute tame-a-horse challenge* why is this suddenly so difficult? is this game rigged?!

also me: *suddenly decided I was in the mood to try catching a shiny all-black horse*

I finally figured it out when I gave up on trying to tame specific horses, tried to tame a speckled one, and it worked immediately…

which is not to say I gave up on the solid color horse; I just did it after I finished the challenge. it took a funky little kabob to do it, but now I'm best friends with (barely tolerated by) a beautiful solid blue horse named Ace. :)

[frankencanon]

I just started playing BOTW (I'm shamefully late to the party; I know) and some of these dialogue options are killing me — like Link's repeated "paraglider please" when the old man is busy monologueing

[frankencanon]

same, Link

[frankencanon]

I love how Link opens all these chests by just kicking them lmao

[frankencanon]

going from pokopia to botw means I have to constantly resist the urge to throw myself off tall structures (not that that stopped me from accidentally falling to my death anyway)

anyway. I'm a little suspicious because the old dude wants me to give him those fancy orbs (from the trials) BUT the statue in the temple told me to bring them there (because of course I wandered) and ngl I trust the statue more than I trust that extremely sus old guy…

what would happen if I tried to give the orbs to the statue first? would it mess things up and then I wouldn't be able to get the paraglider? then again, that old guy is everywhere; he'd probably catch me before I even got the chance…

in other news, I love that you can use abilities before you're technically taught about them

I figured out how to whistle :)

I've no idea what the point of that is (yet), but I can do it

[frankencanon]

I really like how this game not only routinely autosaves for you but also lets you choose from a list of autosaves so you can choose how far you wanna go back—

it was really helpful when I decided to test out my fancy new throwing spear only to immediately lose it… I spent so! long! searching literally everywhere for it before finally discovering that I could just go back to before I lost it…

[frankencanon]

THE OLD MAN STOOD ME UP

—oh, nevermind, he's just on the ROOF

[frankencanon]

THE OLD MAN IS A GHOST?!

[frankencanon]

paraglider: OBTAINED

I am now (mostly) immune to fall damage!!

[frankencanon]

now attempting to break the record for most deaths due to fall damage

[frankencanon]

I thought it was just the old dude king but as I encounter more people I am becoming increasingly aware that Link is way shorter than I thought he was

[frankencanon]

these bombs are really fun—OH MY GOD THAT GUY JUST LIT HIMSELF ON FIRE

[frankencanon]

me: oh cool a blood moon

Zelda, five seconds later: Link, beware—!!

[frankencanon]

I JUST GOT KILLED BY CHICKENS?!?!?

[frankencanon]

I CAUGHT A HORSIE 🐎🐎🐎

[frankencanon]

she's gentle… 🥹

[frankencanon]

I just started playing BOTW (I'm shamefully late to the party; I know) and some of these dialogue options are killing me — like Link's repeated "paraglider please" when the old man is busy monologueing

[frankencanon]

same, Link

[frankencanon]

I love how Link opens all these chests by just kicking them lmao

[frankencanon]

going from pokopia to botw means I have to constantly resist the urge to throw myself off tall structures (not that that stopped me from accidentally falling to my death anyway)

anyway. I'm a little suspicious because the old dude wants me to give him those fancy orbs (from the trials) BUT the statue in the temple told me to bring them there (because of course I wandered) and ngl I trust the statue more than I trust that extremely sus old guy…

what would happen if I tried to give the orbs to the statue first? would it mess things up and then I wouldn't be able to get the paraglider? then again, that old guy is everywhere; he'd probably catch me before I even got the chance…

in other news, I love that you can use abilities before you're technically taught about them

I figured out how to whistle :)

I've no idea what the point of that is (yet), but I can do it

[frankencanon]

I really like how this game not only routinely autosaves for you but also lets you choose from a list of autosaves so you can choose how far you wanna go back—

it was really helpful when I decided to test out my fancy new throwing spear only to immediately lose it… I spent so! long! searching literally everywhere for it before finally discovering that I could just go back to before I lost it…

[frankencanon]

THE OLD MAN STOOD ME UP

—oh, nevermind, he's just on the ROOF

[frankencanon]

THE OLD MAN IS A GHOST?!

[frankencanon]

paraglider: OBTAINED

I am now (mostly) immune to fall damage!!

[frankencanon]

now attempting to break the record for most deaths due to fall damage

[frankencanon]

I thought it was just the old dude king but as I encounter more people I am becoming increasingly aware that Link is way shorter than I thought he was

[frankencanon]

these bombs are really fun—OH MY GOD THAT GUY JUST LIT HIMSELF ON FIRE

[frankencanon]

me: oh cool a blood moon

Zelda, five seconds later: Link, beware—!!

[frankencanon]

I JUST GOT KILLED BY CHICKENS?!?!?

[frankencanon]

I CAUGHT A HORSIE 🐎🐎🐎

[frankencanon]

I just started playing BOTW (I'm shamefully late to the party; I know) and some of these dialogue options are killing me — like Link's repeated "paraglider please" when the old man is busy monologueing

[frankencanon]

same, Link

[frankencanon]

I love how Link opens all these chests by just kicking them lmao

[frankencanon]

going from pokopia to botw means I have to constantly resist the urge to throw myself off tall structures (not that that stopped me from accidentally falling to my death anyway)

anyway. I'm a little suspicious because the old dude wants me to give him those fancy orbs (from the trials) BUT the statue in the temple told me to bring them there (because of course I wandered) and ngl I trust the statue more than I trust that extremely sus old guy…

what would happen if I tried to give the orbs to the statue first? would it mess things up and then I wouldn't be able to get the paraglider? then again, that old guy is everywhere; he'd probably catch me before I even got the chance…

in other news, I love that you can use abilities before you're technically taught about them

I figured out how to whistle :)

I've no idea what the point of that is (yet), but I can do it

[frankencanon]

I really like how this game not only routinely autosaves for you but also lets you choose from a list of autosaves so you can choose how far you wanna go back—

it was really helpful when I decided to test out my fancy new throwing spear only to immediately lose it… I spent so! long! searching literally everywhere for it before finally discovering that I could just go back to before I lost it…

[frankencanon]

THE OLD MAN STOOD ME UP

—oh, nevermind, he's just on the ROOF

[frankencanon]

THE OLD MAN IS A GHOST?!

[frankencanon]

paraglider: OBTAINED

I am now (mostly) immune to fall damage!!

[frankencanon]

now attempting to break the record for most deaths due to fall damage

[frankencanon]

I thought it was just the old dude king but as I encounter more people I am becoming increasingly aware that Link is way shorter than I thought he was

[frankencanon]

these bombs are really fun—OH MY GOD THAT GUY JUST LIT HIMSELF ON FIRE

[frankencanon]

me: oh cool a blood moon

Zelda, five seconds later: Link, beware—!!

[frankencanon]

I JUST GOT KILLED BY CHICKENS?!?!?

[frankencanon]

I just started playing BOTW (I'm shamefully late to the party; I know) and some of these dialogue options are killing me — like Link's repeated "paraglider please" when the old man is busy monologueing

[frankencanon]

same, Link

[frankencanon]

I love how Link opens all these chests by just kicking them lmao

[frankencanon]

going from pokopia to botw means I have to constantly resist the urge to throw myself off tall structures (not that that stopped me from accidentally falling to my death anyway)

anyway. I'm a little suspicious because the old dude wants me to give him those fancy orbs (from the trials) BUT the statue in the temple told me to bring them there (because of course I wandered) and ngl I trust the statue more than I trust that extremely sus old guy…

what would happen if I tried to give the orbs to the statue first? would it mess things up and then I wouldn't be able to get the paraglider? then again, that old guy is everywhere; he'd probably catch me before I even got the chance…

in other news, I love that you can use abilities before you're technically taught about them

I figured out how to whistle :)

I've no idea what the point of that is (yet), but I can do it

[frankencanon]

I really like how this game not only routinely autosaves for you but also lets you choose from a list of autosaves so you can choose how far you wanna go back—

it was really helpful when I decided to test out my fancy new throwing spear only to immediately lose it… I spent so! long! searching literally everywhere for it before finally discovering that I could just go back to before I lost it…

[frankencanon]

THE OLD MAN STOOD ME UP

—oh, nevermind, he's just on the ROOF

[frankencanon]

THE OLD MAN IS A GHOST?!

[frankencanon]

paraglider: OBTAINED

I am now (mostly) immune to fall damage!!

[frankencanon]

now attempting to break the record for most deaths due to fall damage

[frankencanon]

I thought it was just the old dude king but as I encounter more people I am becoming increasingly aware that Link is way shorter than I thought he was

[frankencanon]

these bombs are really fun—OH MY GOD THAT GUY JUST LIT HIMSELF ON FIRE

[frankencanon]

me: oh cool a blood moon

Zelda, five seconds later: Link, beware—!!

[frankencanon]

I just started playing BOTW (I'm shamefully late to the party; I know) and some of these dialogue options are killing me — like Link's repeated "paraglider please" when the old man is busy monologueing

[frankencanon]

same, Link

[frankencanon]

I love how Link opens all these chests by just kicking them lmao

[frankencanon]

going from pokopia to botw means I have to constantly resist the urge to throw myself off tall structures (not that that stopped me from accidentally falling to my death anyway)

anyway. I'm a little suspicious because the old dude wants me to give him those fancy orbs (from the trials) BUT the statue in the temple told me to bring them there (because of course I wandered) and ngl I trust the statue more than I trust that extremely sus old guy…

what would happen if I tried to give the orbs to the statue first? would it mess things up and then I wouldn't be able to get the paraglider? then again, that old guy is everywhere; he'd probably catch me before I even got the chance…

in other news, I love that you can use abilities before you're technically taught about them

I figured out how to whistle :)

I've no idea what the point of that is (yet), but I can do it

[frankencanon]

I really like how this game not only routinely autosaves for you but also lets you choose from a list of autosaves so you can choose how far you wanna go back—

it was really helpful when I decided to test out my fancy new throwing spear only to immediately lose it… I spent so! long! searching literally everywhere for it before finally discovering that I could just go back to before I lost it…

[frankencanon]

THE OLD MAN STOOD ME UP

—oh, nevermind, he's just on the ROOF

[frankencanon]

THE OLD MAN IS A GHOST?!

[frankencanon]

paraglider: OBTAINED

I am now (mostly) immune to fall damage!!

[frankencanon]

now attempting to break the record for most deaths due to fall damage

[frankencanon]

I thought it was just the old dude king but as I encounter more people I am becoming increasingly aware that Link is way shorter than I thought he was

[frankencanon]

these bombs are really fun—OH MY GOD THAT GUY JUST LIT HIMSELF ON FIRE

[frankencanon]

I just started playing BOTW (I'm shamefully late to the party; I know) and some of these dialogue options are killing me — like Link's repeated "paraglider please" when the old man is busy monologueing

[frankencanon]

same, Link

[frankencanon]

I love how Link opens all these chests by just kicking them lmao

[frankencanon]

going from pokopia to botw means I have to constantly resist the urge to throw myself off tall structures (not that that stopped me from accidentally falling to my death anyway)

anyway. I'm a little suspicious because the old dude wants me to give him those fancy orbs (from the trials) BUT the statue in the temple told me to bring them there (because of course I wandered) and ngl I trust the statue more than I trust that extremely sus old guy…

what would happen if I tried to give the orbs to the statue first? would it mess things up and then I wouldn't be able to get the paraglider? then again, that old guy is everywhere; he'd probably catch me before I even got the chance…

in other news, I love that you can use abilities before you're technically taught about them

I figured out how to whistle :)

I've no idea what the point of that is (yet), but I can do it

[frankencanon]

I really like how this game not only routinely autosaves for you but also lets you choose from a list of autosaves so you can choose how far you wanna go back—

it was really helpful when I decided to test out my fancy new throwing spear only to immediately lose it… I spent so! long! searching literally everywhere for it before finally discovering that I could just go back to before I lost it…

[frankencanon]

THE OLD MAN STOOD ME UP

—oh, nevermind, he's just on the ROOF

[frankencanon]

THE OLD MAN IS A GHOST?!

[frankencanon]

paraglider: OBTAINED

I am now (mostly) immune to fall damage!!

[frankencanon]

now attempting to break the record for most deaths due to fall damage

[frankencanon]

I thought it was just the old dude king but as I encounter more people I am becoming increasingly aware that Link is way shorter than I thought he was

[frankencanon]

I just started playing BOTW (I'm shamefully late to the party; I know) and some of these dialogue options are killing me — like Link's repeated "paraglider please" when the old man is busy monologueing

[frankencanon]

same, Link

[frankencanon]

I love how Link opens all these chests by just kicking them lmao

[frankencanon]

going from pokopia to botw means I have to constantly resist the urge to throw myself off tall structures (not that that stopped me from accidentally falling to my death anyway)

anyway. I'm a little suspicious because the old dude wants me to give him those fancy orbs (from the trials) BUT the statue in the temple told me to bring them there (because of course I wandered) and ngl I trust the statue more than I trust that extremely sus old guy…

what would happen if I tried to give the orbs to the statue first? would it mess things up and then I wouldn't be able to get the paraglider? then again, that old guy is everywhere; he'd probably catch me before I even got the chance…

in other news, I love that you can use abilities before you're technically taught about them

I figured out how to whistle :)

I've no idea what the point of that is (yet), but I can do it

[frankencanon]

I really like how this game not only routinely autosaves for you but also lets you choose from a list of autosaves so you can choose how far you wanna go back—

it was really helpful when I decided to test out my fancy new throwing spear only to immediately lose it… I spent so! long! searching literally everywhere for it before finally discovering that I could just go back to before I lost it…

[frankencanon]

THE OLD MAN STOOD ME UP

—oh, nevermind, he's just on the ROOF

[frankencanon]

THE OLD MAN IS A GHOST?!

[frankencanon]

paraglider: OBTAINED

I am now (mostly) immune to fall damage!!

[frankencanon]

now attempting to break the record for most deaths due to fall damage

[frankencanon]

I just started playing BOTW (I'm shamefully late to the party; I know) and some of these dialogue options are killing me — like Link's repeated "paraglider please" when the old man is busy monologueing

[frankencanon]

same, Link

[frankencanon]

I love how Link opens all these chests by just kicking them lmao

[frankencanon]

going from pokopia to botw means I have to constantly resist the urge to throw myself off tall structures (not that that stopped me from accidentally falling to my death anyway)

anyway. I'm a little suspicious because the old dude wants me to give him those fancy orbs (from the trials) BUT the statue in the temple told me to bring them there (because of course I wandered) and ngl I trust the statue more than I trust that extremely sus old guy…

what would happen if I tried to give the orbs to the statue first? would it mess things up and then I wouldn't be able to get the paraglider? then again, that old guy is everywhere; he'd probably catch me before I even got the chance…

in other news, I love that you can use abilities before you're technically taught about them

I figured out how to whistle :)

I've no idea what the point of that is (yet), but I can do it

[frankencanon]

I really like how this game not only routinely autosaves for you but also lets you choose from a list of autosaves so you can choose how far you wanna go back—

it was really helpful when I decided to test out my fancy new throwing spear only to immediately lose it… I spent so! long! searching literally everywhere for it before finally discovering that I could just go back to before I lost it…

[frankencanon]

THE OLD MAN STOOD ME UP

—oh, nevermind, he's just on the ROOF

[frankencanon]

THE OLD MAN IS A GHOST?!

[frankencanon]

paraglider: OBTAINED

I am now (mostly) immune to fall damage!!

[frankencanon]

I just started playing BOTW (I'm shamefully late to the party; I know) and some of these dialogue options are killing me — like Link's repeated "paraglider please" when the old man is busy monologueing

[frankencanon]

same, Link

[frankencanon]

I love how Link opens all these chests by just kicking them lmao

[frankencanon]

going from pokopia to botw means I have to constantly resist the urge to throw myself off tall structures (not that that stopped me from accidentally falling to my death anyway)

anyway. I'm a little suspicious because the old dude wants me to give him those fancy orbs (from the trials) BUT the statue in the temple told me to bring them there (because of course I wandered) and ngl I trust the statue more than I trust that extremely sus old guy…

what would happen if I tried to give the orbs to the statue first? would it mess things up and then I wouldn't be able to get the paraglider? then again, that old guy is everywhere; he'd probably catch me before I even got the chance…

in other news, I love that you can use abilities before you're technically taught about them

I figured out how to whistle :)

I've no idea what the point of that is (yet), but I can do it

[frankencanon]

I really like how this game not only routinely autosaves for you but also lets you choose from a list of autosaves so you can choose how far you wanna go back—

it was really helpful when I decided to test out my fancy new throwing spear only to immediately lose it… I spent so! long! searching literally everywhere for it before finally discovering that I could just go back to before I lost it…

[frankencanon]

THE OLD MAN STOOD ME UP

—oh, nevermind, he's just on the ROOF

[frankencanon]

THE OLD MAN IS A GHOST?!

[frankencanon]

I just started playing BOTW (I'm shamefully late to the party; I know) and some of these dialogue options are killing me — like Link's repeated "paraglider please" when the old man is busy monologueing

[frankencanon]

same, Link

[frankencanon]

I love how Link opens all these chests by just kicking them lmao

[frankencanon]

going from pokopia to botw means I have to constantly resist the urge to throw myself off tall structures (not that that stopped me from accidentally falling to my death anyway)

anyway. I'm a little suspicious because the old dude wants me to give him those fancy orbs (from the trials) BUT the statue in the temple told me to bring them there (because of course I wandered) and ngl I trust the statue more than I trust that extremely sus old guy…

what would happen if I tried to give the orbs to the statue first? would it mess things up and then I wouldn't be able to get the paraglider? then again, that old guy is everywhere; he'd probably catch me before I even got the chance…

in other news, I love that you can use abilities before you're technically taught about them

I figured out how to whistle :)

I've no idea what the point of that is (yet), but I can do it

[frankencanon]

I really like how this game not only routinely autosaves for you but also lets you choose from a list of autosaves so you can choose how far you wanna go back—

it was really helpful when I decided to test out my fancy new throwing spear only to immediately lose it… I spent so! long! searching literally everywhere for it before finally discovering that I could just go back to before I lost it…

[frankencanon]

THE OLD MAN STOOD ME UP

—oh, nevermind, he's just on the ROOF

[frankencanon]

I just started playing BOTW (I'm shamefully late to the party; I know) and some of these dialogue options are killing me — like Link's repeated "paraglider please" when the old man is busy monologueing

[frankencanon]

same, Link

[frankencanon]

I love how Link opens all these chests by just kicking them lmao

[frankencanon]

going from pokopia to botw means I have to constantly resist the urge to throw myself off tall structures (not that that stopped me from accidentally falling to my death anyway)

anyway. I'm a little suspicious because the old dude wants me to give him those fancy orbs (from the trials) BUT the statue in the temple told me to bring them there (because of course I wandered) and ngl I trust the statue more than I trust that extremely sus old guy…

what would happen if I tried to give the orbs to the statue first? would it mess things up and then I wouldn't be able to get the paraglider? then again, that old guy is everywhere; he'd probably catch me before I even got the chance…

in other news, I love that you can use abilities before you're technically taught about them

I figured out how to whistle :)

I've no idea what the point of that is (yet), but I can do it

[frankencanon]

I really like how this game not only routinely autosaves for you but also lets you choose from a list of autosaves so you can choose how far you wanna go back—

it was really helpful when I decided to test out my fancy new throwing spear only to immediately lose it… I spent so! long! searching literally everywhere for it before finally discovering that I could just go back to before I lost it…

[hotvampireadjacent]