Everyone in town looked around at each other. Who the heck was this guy? A pirate? With a hook for a hand?
Henry ran forward with his book. "I know you. Killian Jones...also known as Captain Hook," he nodded.
"Well at least someone's heard of me," Hook grinned. There was an awkward pause as people tried to process this.
"So I guess it's up to me to address the elephant in the room," Ruby stepped up to Henry and rested a hand on his shoulder, but kept her eyes on Hook, "You're gay right? All the good looking one's are."
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