Bestest Puppy Disorder

she/her but i'll let you use it/its if you're cool enough | TMA | marxist-leninist | proud britishphobe | Literally Homura | famous girl, well known. | puppy surprise!!!!! | ENG/IT if anyone i know in person sees this look through the #theory tag for all my best because i'm actually the funniest person ever and then kill yourself

[ouppytea]

when fountainpengirl is on an aeroplane and due to the change in pressure she wets herself, leaking her ink everywhere…

[lillihammerdown]

Liked this one for the normal reasons

[maoist-adachirei]

owaridayo_404

[amiyayuri]

@mazu1kan

Whos the Guinea Pig now?

[horsegirlslove]

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[horsegirlslove]

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[amiyayuri]

@k231532s

[ouppytea]

richard rhe thirs if he was based: "An Umamusume! An Umamusume! My kingdom for an Umamusume!"

[ouppytea]

Important ☝️

[cheryl-is-a-lily]

transfems are so nice to talk to i wish they existed offline and in my near proximity

[cheryl-is-a-lily]

little miss touchstarved girl would like to physically hug her friends

[foxgirlstalinist]

whatif. nine eleven was because the towers were feeling freaky 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

[foxgirlstalinist]

a second ppane has hit the suspiciously second plane shaped hole.

[memories]

you wouldn’t download a #puppy surprise.

[ouppytea]

b-but... we- we're both girls.....

evil and intimidating Last Tour:

[alurkerlieshere]

Woman who hasn't been held in a decade: oh I'm pretty low maintenance, yeah honestly I think I'd find that overwhelming or something, can I just hold your hand instead? If that's okay of course?

[alurkerlieshere]

Woman who feels ill at the notion of taking up space: yeah I can stand. Yeah honestly it's no biggie I like standing. Do you mind if I lean here? It's okay to say no.

[alurkerlieshere]

Woman who would rather die than be considered selfish: I'm really sorry to ask I'm probably just being annoying but could I ask for another pillow? Yeah there isn't one in the room. Yeah no worries I can just bunch up some towels if needed.

[alurkerlieshere]

Woman who's most outlandish and fantastical fantasies are a coffee date and seeing a movie with someone: oh I don't get out much. Yeah I don't really like being around people. I'm pretty much an introvert. Or something like that yeah.

[alurkerlieshere]

Woman who would break down screaming and crying if someone showed even a hint of affection in person, who would fall apart at the seams if you held her still and asked her if she was okay, woman who if allowed too would wrap herself around you and sob and weep until she became severely dehydrated: oh yeah sorry I spaced out for a second there. Yeah I'm doing alright.

[ntrider]

girl having her fifth meltdown of the week on your dash just texted you "hi"

[degeneracygenerator]

this is the post of all time to me

[p0ssumkingdom]

the entirety of “Meet the Spy” sped up 10x except for the word “pornography”