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the new home of the best internet diva, LavSys [she/her | old enough to consent | plural | transfem | lesbian | white | tankie stalinist bæddelist]

[vmlinuz-edge]

like a phoenix from the ashes.

we rise again!

we were @vmlinuz-lts and @plural-detector

[molsno]

[gauntletknight]

The "aww cute agere girls" leaving people's bodies when the perma-middle shows up

[gauntletknight]

Loving the perma-little is easy. She's sweet, outgoing, ever-affectionate, perhaps not the smartest but always eager to learn and take in new things, just happy to be around and loved.

The perma-middle on the other hand can be obstinate, moody, frustrating, uncooperative, smarter than her little sister but exponentially more argumentative. Nonetheless you must love her just as much – if not more as she will have fewer places which will offer her the love she so clearly needs. Even if that means forcing it on her (she'll like it even if she's going to try and hide it), you have to love the perma-middle today. Ok?

[replicated]

i'm not really into blondes but this is an objectively absurd connection to make

[peachfromcmbyn]

In order to be properly non-pedophilic you have to want to fuck somebody old but not with gray or white hair because that's too close to blonde which as we've established is the hair color of children. So ideally somebody old as fuck but bald. And obviously wanting to have sex with a man is misogynistic so it has to be a woman. And it can't be a white woman because that would be racist and it can't be a woman of color because that would be fetishistic, so ideally a woman with some unnatural skin color, oh let's say, purple. But it can't be an alien, because we don't know anything about alien life cycles so it could be an alien child or an alien that looks like a child. So it has to be an animal from Earth, but obviously one of human level intelligence that can communicate is otherwise that would be bestiality. So an old purple female animal that can speak English. I think the only creature you can be hot for is the Ant Queen from A Bug's Life.

[kholdseid]

[murderofsomeone]

every video game dev is no longer allowed to touch any deserts nor anything in them to any capacity you have all FAILED the test

[murderofsomeone]

"egypt is basically just a barren wasteland with treasure to be stolen repurposed right? nobody lives here so its a victimless crime, right?"

???? NO??????

STOP ROLEPLAYING AS FUCKING COLONIZERS

[murderofsomeone]

"what about the deserts in america? can we borrow the wild west aesthetic?" I need you to ask yourself where the term "wild west" came from and what exactly needed to be "tamed" about it. I need you to think about it really really hard

[izumi-is-blah]

true self

[potemkin-guilty-gear]

babe are you ok? you reblogged "true self" 3 times today

[anarchistmemedistro]

[noneedtofearorhope]

"While those working at private companies can at least earn a little money, they face possible punishment if they refuse, from being denied family visits to being sent to higher-security prisons, which are so dangerous that the federal government filed a lawsuit four years ago that remains pending [note: article is from 2024], calling the treatment of prisoners unconstitutional.

Though they make at least $7.25 an hour, the state siphons 40% off the top of all wages and also levies fees, including $5 a day for rides to their jobs and $15 a month for laundry.

Turning down work can jeopardize chances of early release in a state that last year granted parole to only 8% of eligible prisoners — an all-time low, and among the worst rates nationwide — though that number more than doubled this year after public outcry."

Alabama profits off prisoners who work at McDonald’s but deems them too dangerous for parole

No state has a longer, more profit-driven history of contracting prisoners out to private companies than Alabama.

[innerchildabortionclinic]

PARENT: I got "rubber duck" for my child's "bath" and she loves it.

AUTISM RESPONSE: Rubber ducks and other rubber bath toys can accumulate mold on the inside because of small holes underneath where moisture becomes trapped. The mold often goes unnoticed because it's not visible from the outside.

CORRECT RESPONSE(?): That's nice, I am unaware of how mold could impact this situation.

[innerchildabortionclinic]

Customer: Forgot to put my orange juice on the conveyer belt.

PENDING RESPONSE: That particular brand is currently being sued for sanitation issues in its factory the next town over

IMPORTANT NOTIFICATION⚠️: A grocery store cashier is supposed to successfully sell items to "customer"

[monidoll]

aliens observing the solar system: [untranscribable telescope name]-59172 has 2 planets. It's a pair of relatively small, cold gas planets, called [untranscribable telescope name]-59172b and c. [untranscribable telescope name]-59172c was discovered only a few years ago. Systems with multiple cold gas planets are rather uncommon, so this is pretty exciting

[lii-mobageshiki]

[eggtempest]

[innumerable-voices]

I just adore girls who show off immaturity

Pig tails, bracers, sticking their tongue out to concentrate, pointing their feet in, babbling at me for hours about all their favourite things

*dreamy sigh*

[innumerable-voices]

Most normalist milf ever: do you ahhh, do you maybe need help tying your shoe laces? >.<

[innumerable-voices]

Obviously I'd never want to sexualise or infantalise anyone's physical or intellectual disabilities,,, unless you're into it in which case awww your lil handsies don't work like they should? You get so so sleepy all the time? You stumble over your words and repeat yourself? You can't think good like you used to and it makes you so so grumpy and frustrated? It's okay little thing mama is here I'll brush your teeth and wash your hair and tie your shoe laces and listen to you talk endlessly and make you feel so good in that special way only mamas can, just trust me and it'll all be ok

[innumerable-voices]

You deserve people in your life who will love everything about you including your disabilities not in spite of them

[innumerable-voices]

You deserve people in your life who will love everything about you including your disabilities not in spite of them

Feels like one of the most important things I've ever said

[anicastes]

Huh?

[molsno]

you can spew open hatred of aspecs and nobody will ever give a shit. they might not reblog it because they probably have the sense to realize it's in poor taste, but most of them agree with you. and the ones who don't aren't going to actually say anything about it, because they don't care enough to

[decompose1]

what if we stopped making Ambiguously Brown Character and started actually thinking about the race and ethnic features of the characters we made? what if instead of drawing a character that looks like you painted a white character brown, we started varying noses, lips, eyes, and hair? just a thought

[lunarlagomorph]

[captain-price-returns]

Zionists:

Actual Israeli history:

[captain-price-returns]

If anyone else has some Israeli history tidbits, feel free to share!