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the new home of the best internet diva, LavSys [she/her | old enough to consent | plural | transfem | lesbian | white | tankie stalinist bæddelist]

[vmlinuz-edge]

like a phoenix from the ashes.

we rise again!

we were @vmlinuz-lts and @plural-detector

[parkchanwoohoo]

I'm so annoyed, I could have left at like noon but I had to linger at work in case the department needed to make last minute Q2 adjustments so for five hours I was just sitting and waiting to see if FP&A needed rapid reclasses. Dumb!! Colossal waste of time!! I sent my team home bc I'm not a demon from hell but the entire day I was like. What if I, too, went home. If they don't need me to make any adjustment entries I'm gonna be so mad (they didn't!! I'm so mad!!)

[parkchanwoohoo]

One of my coworkers ran up to me as I was heading to the subway and we shot the shit a bit and when I was like 15 steps from the stairs he dropped that one of our coworkers in a different department is getting sued for some looney tunes bullshit (basically getting free x-rays and shit on the company dime just by walking in and confidently handing over his business card and telling them to bill the company instead of going through health insurance) and he was like "Haha isn't that crazyyyy anyway have a good weekendddd" and I was like

X-rays... plural??????? What???? Like for fun?? What are you talking about??

[amrv-5]

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

[nightonblogmountain]

[effemimaniac]

I'm addicted to removing inane captions from otherwise good posts

[effemimaniac]

I've always wanted to fuck her

[eggdolls]

i'm too much of a materialist to ever be properly chuuni because i simply cannot stop myself from saying things like "tch, that's obviously not real"

[eggdolls]

actually this is a pretty good concept....a furudo erika type girl who is chuuni in a scientific way....

aghh, i can't control my high intellect..! logic and reasoning BLAST!!

[greelin]

how the hell do people work full time AND work out. and also eat. i feel like a dvd player

[year-of-the-rabid-dog]

|Seat the Guests|

Artist; Sam Wolfe Connelly

[elbiotipo]

very glad that the Chinese space agency invented rocket shibari

[elbiotipo]

I assure you that the contraption to keep the rocket properly restrained and complaint is absolutely necessary

[yoshii1557]

Yukatan

[mothtowers]

suprised more people havent seen the fuller context of this clip cause its way more insane

[angel-spores]

[storyweavingspider]

how are you black like at all unless that wasnt you in those pictures

I was born Black, I live Black, and I’ll die Black.

I’m mixed and very lightskinned, and I acknowledge this and the way I benefit from colorism. That said, p much the only people who ever question my Blackness are leftist crackers trying to find a reason to excuse their own racism, because if I’m not “really Black” then they can disregard me when I tell them they’re doing racist shit, which is in itself ironically a manifestation of antiblackness.

But if you want an actual *story* for your shit, I’m in a storytelling mood tonight. I grew up in a 90% white, 0.3% Black state where at absolutely no time was I considered anything other than “The Black”. Being light ain’t stop the kkk from threatening to burn my parents place down, ain’t stop a white woman from using my Blackness to rape me by threatening to call the cops if I didn’t capitulate - after all, would they believe the 5’5” white woman or the 6’4” Black “man” in a state like Montana? - and even now post-transition and besides the explicit transmisogynoir I experience, there are multiple groups of people that actively talk about lynching me, specifically, by name.

But my suffering ain’t the decider of my Blackness, despite all thats happened to me. Other Black folks are my community, are who I’m in solidarity with and who I be prioritizing. I experience the suffering, but I experience the Joy as well. My Black family, my Black community, my Black fuckin life, and part of that is doing what I can to protect and support and amplify other Black folks because y’all don’t fucking listen when anyone darker than me talks. Y’all ain’t listen when we suffer, y’all ain’t listen when we dying, unless someone my shade says it or it’s become the trending words of the hour.

That enough of a story for you?

[storyweavingspider]

What I think is funny about getting asks like this is that for every one of these I get about a hundred calling me a nigger or other slurs that I just block and move on 💀 like yeag, E and spending 5 years mostly inside stole a lot of my melanin like I’ve talked about before, but baby the evidence for me being societally considered a white woman by more than just random individuals just ain’t there, solidly against it even.

[bishounencaracass]

Article about the experiences of v-coding survivors in various SWANA countries

"The conditions of trans people in egyptian prisons due to the "stretchy-ness" of the law"

"Testimonies of transgender girls about egyptian prisons"

Queen's boat/Cairo 52

"What did you exactly mean, uncle Hisham?" An article about the controversial Hisham Selim interview

The details of the abduction and murder of Eden Knight by her family

Hanaan El Tawil

""The marital cage": the marrying of lgbtq community members to people they do not want or are not attracted to"

"The difficulty of reaching hormone treatment in Lebanon"

"Transitioning in Morocco.. a journey through a minefield"

"Paper-only marriage.. the lgbtq community and the price of belonging to an oppressive reality"

"Who will compensate Malak El Kashif and her preceders for the days spent unjustly in jail?"

Articles by Malak El Kashif about her experiences 1 2

"Accused and threatened.. lawyers speak of their experiences defending lgbt people in egypt"

Nad Salaam on growing up nonbinary

Interview with Oscar El Halebi

Article about Iman Le Caire

Mashrou' Leila and Sarah Hegazi's suicide 1 2 3

Maha's campaign this girl is trans and Iraqi and was outed to her abusive family, she has been urgently trying to leave Iraq for years, her friend who organised the campaign betrayed her and disappeared and all the funds were returned and the dono's are going excruciatingly slowly so I'm putting it here in case this post gains traction

[Most of these are in Arabic and you are going to read them with google translate.]

[More will be added in the future]

[angelicbunnycharm]

you can meet the girl destined to be your sister on tumblr dot com. but beware. thr distance.

[mint-swirl]

you know all those posts from last year about how your choices when talking to ralsei are always "kill yourself i fucking hate you" and "you should be happy actually"?

this is one of those, by the way.

[mint-swirl]

no like it's actually insane if the transfem ralsei angle is entirely unintended. would be one of the largest death of the authors maybe ever. your option to dismiss her of what she wants is even right out of the transmisogyny playbook hitting her with a "bro". like either toby fox knows exactly what he is doing with the "subtext" or he is entirely checked out when it comes to the lives of trans women, and i feel like there's no way it's the latter

[buddybuddysystem]

just somethin

[deepfrieddeltarunememes]

inchresting characterization moment. she does seem pretty okay with checking bunches of things with Kris

[deepfrieddeltarunememes]