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Jo, 38 - She/Her

[our-lady-underground]

You ever just want to destroy a man who manipulates the fuck out of a friend. Apparently some shit has been going down, that my roommate/little sister has been reluctant to share. And today she filled me in. Part of me is missing my sword, the other part of me is thanking my mother for throwing it out because I could easily land myself in prison over this.

Today is not the day. I am not the person. You fuck with mine, I fuck you up. I don’t deal with manipulators anymore. And for her sake I’m not inserting myself until he comes to me to try to manipulate or isolate. The moment that happens, I’m going scorched earth.

That said, anybody know any pig farms in North Idaho? Asking for a body… I mean… friend.

[our-lady-underground]

Been working on this every night for about ten days. Love this stitch so much it’s so pretty.

[our-lady-underground]

It’s been an interesting shift at work. And I think I need to make something clear to people. If you bring an animal into your life, you are obligated to care for it. Abandoning a domesticated animal to be let free on the street is cruel and frankly evil.

Meet Governor, she’s a very fluffy, very sweet, and very overweight. She belonged to the ex-wife of a coworker. Today, said coworker brought her to work and left in a participant’s house. Luckily I am working in the apartment directly downstairs tonight, so when the upstairs participant was getting ready to leave for Florida at 3:30am and couldn’t leave Gov in her apartment and lock it up. So we called our on call and said “What do we do?” And admin responded “just leave it outside.” Fat as she is she would only have found trouble fo herself.

Im glad I was here to babysit until morning. I refused to have her abandoned outside in 33°F weather.

[our-lady-underground]

Cooking has been a lot of dunce since I gained someone to cook for…

Haven’t had any complaints yet

[our-lady-underground]

Tonight’s cooking adventure was my mother’s famous key lime pies. While the pie itself is the easiest thing you’d ever make, the meringue however was an unknown for me. My mother only made meringue a handful of times, because anything can ruin it and it takes a lot of patience, especially without a stand mixer.

INGREDIENTS

PIE

• 9” graham cracker pie crust

• 14oz (one can) sweetened condensed milk

• 3 egg yolks (reserve whites for the meringue)

• zest from one lime

• 1/2 cup Nellie & Joes Key West Line juice

MERINGUE

• three egg whites

• pinch of salt

• 1/4 tsp cream of tartar

• 1/4 cup granulated sugar

• 1/4 tsp vanilla.

Preheat oven to 350°

Start by mixing your lime juice, sweetened condensed milk, and three egg yolks. Pour into your prepared pie crusts and cook at 350° for ten minutes, while it cooks prepare your meringue!

Mix three egg whites and a pinch of salt in a clean grease and water free mixing bowl. Using a hand mixer whip until frothy. Slowly add your sugar a little bit at a time until you have stiff shiny peaks :10/25 minutes)

Then add 1/4 tsp of vanilla in the meringue mix until fully incorporated.

When the pies are done remove them from the oven, let cool for 10 minutes then generously apply meringue to pie, return pie to oven for an additional 7-9 minutes until the meringue is golden brown. Finally zezt a lime atop the pie

Serve chilled, and enjoy

[our-lady-underground]

Sometimes you just have to go full soup hag. In the last two weeks I’ve made 4 different soups in my instant pot, the last two were just using leftover ingredients from the first two, and a slightly freezer burnt pork roast.

2 lb of Pork roast

Chicken stock

3 carrots chopped

3 stalks of celery chopped

1 ranch dip packet

Dried minced onion

Mrs Dash tomato basil and garlic seasoning

Half a bag of frozen cheese tortellini .

Throw everything except the tortellini in your instant pot, cook on high pressure for 40 minutes,

Remove and shred your pork, throw the tortellini in the broth on high pressure for 7 minutes, once done, throw your pork back in the pot, give it a stir. Serve and top with Parmesan cheese.

[our-lady-underground]

Kitten distribution system caught up with me at last. Unfortunately my landlord said I can’t keep her, regardless meet Ember

Obviously named for Ember in The Magicians, only infinitely sweeter, cuter, and braver. We’ll find you a home baby girl

[our-lady-underground]

#HedgeWitch #Tattoo from #TheMagicians #ButMakeItGay. Done by Margeaux Kliewer at #BrightSideTattoo in #SpokaneValley, WA

[janes-cup-of-tea]

Don’t worry.

—Patrick Jane, The Mentalist, “White Orchids”

[bravelostgirl]

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[booasaur]

The Mentalist - 6x22 - “Yes. I meant what I said, every word of it.”

[sassythranduil]

Happy Birthday Val !  (imthebloodofthedragon) 

[our-lady-underground]

Love when he smiles.

[our-lady-underground]

This motherfucker out here being so freaking attractive that it’s confusing my very gay heart…

[our-lady-underground]

New tattoo. I’m in love with it!

[our-lady-underground]

You spend three weeks writing an essay only to find out that you have wasted your time because it’s not based on one of three topics provided. SO FRUSTRATED!