I Defy You, Heart-Man!

My pronouns are she/her and my adjectives are fat/jazzy 🌚

[boarofthenorth100]

Visit Original Link

[moonstoneraven]

guess who's xenoblade posting again

[dapperd0g]

panzeke getting a hold on me

[wayslidecool]

[cowboy]

Don't even have sex

[trekkiesagainstchastity]

Unless you and your partner(s) want to, in which case: do have sex!

[cowboy]

Absolutely fucking not

[cowboy]

Oh I didn't realize you were a designated pro-sex star trek blog that's my bad. Sorry.

[konoko]

[marioposting]

[rogha]

one time a guy i know whose girlfriend was heavily pregnant didn’t tweet anything for a whole day so i texted him ‘congrats on your baby’ and made him think i had some kind of baby precognition 

[rogha]

like six months after that just after halloween i asked to see his son dressed as a ‘fat baby pumpkin’ and he was like ‘who told you’ and i said ‘no one. it’s halloween. you have a fat baby. he’s going to be a pumpkin’ 

[rogha]

bbc sherlock wants what i have

[miss-psyson]

Oooooooooh Someone’s in trouble

Just something funny I quickly whipped up! I like the idea of Rosalina being the only character that Waluigi will actually listen to when he’s told to knock it off. The headcanon makes me giggle

[sandmandaddy69]

[caffeccinoart]

Happy Pride!

This year's is a little hotter than the last~

Sunrise and 'Otai get friendly, while Keighle is feeling shy

[godly-girlfailure]

evil and fucked up way to spell kaylee 😭

[caffeccinoart]

Worse, it's an evil and fucked up way to spell kale

[absolutedream-art]

Part 1 (You're Here)

Part 2

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Part 4

After the events of the "Gun Adventure", the story takes a turn as Caine decides to postpone his "Escape the Circus" Adventure. As a last minute decision, he has the group play a small game of "Truth or Dare". Pomni continues to try to reach out to Jax, but he continues to spiral.

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[simplysnaps]

Hannah Montana is fucked up because its entire POINT as a show is that children should be protected from fame and exploitation, but it stars a REAL little girl that's being exploited. Nearly every episode carries the looming threat of Miley being outed as Hannah and losing her peaceful teenage life to the ravages of fame. Her father in the show (played by her own father in real life) wisely protected her from the trauma of fame by making her wear a disguise and live a rather quiet, interview-free life. Meanwhile the REAL Billy Ray Cyrus sold his daughter to Disney Channel when she was 11 and forced her to read dialogue about how terrible it would be to face the public eye. Like... Jesus, dude. The fictional Robby Ray is 10x the father, and it's not even close. (It's also IMMENSELY funny that her dad doesn't use his real name in the show, while she does. Almost like he wanted a bit of a disconnect between his identity and his character. Something Miley didn't get.)

[sunflower-eddiediaz]

boobs should have a toggle on/off feature

[innerchildabortionclinic]

my phone has been dead for a day (charger broke, new one coming soon) and i'm now realizing how much you need your phone to use social media even if you're on desktop. i'm currently unable to sign into at least two websites because their ONLY verification methods involve your phone--either your phone number for a text or interacting with a mobile app in some way. ridiculous

[foop204]

(Based in this post)

Happy Pokemon day!! If youre a johto starter you either get isekai’d or become french

[dogpuppy]

[creepycrag]

Needlessly poetic in a way that draws your credibility into question. The whimsical typography also reduces the gravity of the statement. Please see the revised edition attached below.