it's only you and me.

{ lavinia ♥ } 23. ♥ ISFJ & a Virgo. Life isn't waiting for the storm to pass, its about getting out there and dancing in the rain.

[sosuperawesome]

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[flarjsickskej]

[sloppystyle]

[doorfus]

[Video description: video of a herd of shaven alpacas surrounding a hedgehog that is walking through their pasture. the alpacas are very curious, and lean in to get a closer look at the hedgehog. a few of them manage to touch their nose to the hedgehog, and is surprised by the hedgehog’s spikiness. the hedgehog is unbothered by the curious audience and calmly makes their way through the pasture, with the alpacas carefully following them. there is no discernible audio. /end video description]

[mental-ch-illness]

me, as my laptop fan suddenly becomes louder: what is it?? what program?? who is doing this to you????

[sarahsoph]

*opening task manager* Who do I need to kill?

[havingcompassion-deactivated202]

If you see me looking zoned out it’s cuz im having a therapy session with myself in my head

[snorlaxatives]

that little chunk of chocolate at the bottom of the drumstick cone reblog if you agree

[paprika]

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSS

[snorlaxatives]

that little chunk of chocolate at the bottom of the drumstick cone reblog if you agree

[paprika]

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSS

[stimman3000]

chris hemsworth without a beard looks like a funsion of every other vaguely attractive male actor. underwhelming. chris hemsworth WITH a beard could power eight suns through his raw sexual power

[stimman3000]

im right & you all know it

[mesopelagic]

holy shit i have the best idea

[mesopelagic]

my line of logic was “well if i put the sponge in the blender, when i turn it on the sponge will spin around and scrub the blender for me so i dont have to spend ages cleaning it”

[mesopelagic]

thats not what happened though :•(

[kotenok-deactivated20240301]

dont wanna sound like a slut but I really need a hug right now

[princessesfanarts]

#BreakTheOcean by bewareitbites

[mothmansbignaturals]

hi its me the duolingo owl if you dont practice french right now i will set your house on fire

[platypus426]

This one time I was at a street festival hosted by my Uni and there was a guy doing card tricks. I was watching him when I noticed he dropped a card. (7 of spades) I quickly pu my shoe in it and then bent down to act like I was tying my shoe. He then asks for a volunteer so I raise my hand. He asks me to say the name of a card at random so I say “7 of spades” he does his trick that I guess was supposed to make it come on top. He holds up the Ace of Hearts and says “is this your card?” And I hold up the card and said “no but this is” and the crowd LOST IT. I handed the card back to the magician and walked away. Later he comes up to me and asks me how I did it. I looked him in the eye, smiled and said “magicians never reveal their secrets” and walked away.

[friendraichu]

this is some god tier trickery and i love it

[hol-ohcene]

[lohanthony-deactivated20210629]

“Show me the receipts” - Whitney Houston

[d-e-l-ete-d-deactivated20181014]

[webscene-remade]

“Family gatherings” aka “90% of the people here are racist”

[prince-of-mametown]

”..and homophobic”

[frostingpeetaswounds]

“and sexist”

[vera-lycaon]

“and claim to be none of these things”

[decertatio]

“they’re just joking”

[whitebeltwriter]

“you’re just going through a phase”

[jescalucy-deactivated20220510]

“you’ll get used to it”

[cinnamonmouth-deactivated201706]

“so do you have a boyfriend yet?“ 

[gaymerboy99-deactivated20170115]

“Where’s your girlfriend? I though you were a ladies man?”

[clubsprout]

how lucky do two people have to be in order to fall for each other at exactly the right time in exactly the right way