god's blunder.

an indie splatoon oc octoling/new agent 3 written by pie, follows back from @whimsical-mercy!

[ourple-octoling]

All my, all my hope is gone

Sleeping in through every season

I'll be passed out on the lawn

Either critically acclaimed or too mentally deranged

Give me something to believe in

Before all this fades away!

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neyellooooooo please like/reblog this if ur interestred in interacting with a splatoon octoling oc !! who looks v scary but is big softie and loves his mom and flowers. who is also reluctantly a new agent 3!!!  i follow back from @whimsical-mercy

[ourple-octoling]

i keep changing vio's vc but karaoke???? this

[ourple-octoling]

"Pecan tarts and Pecan squares aren't the same. The squares are far superior! Ya get an even balance of shortbread crust to that caramel-ly fillin' and the crunch of the pecans!!" Regardless, Vio is still eating a tart since they were available more than squares..... Why did the squares have to be a seasonal thing?

[ourple-octoling]

happy pride month to the most bisexual loser ever

[krystalxtears]

Look at that girl with stars in her eyes!

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-- Hi it's pie yet again! With another blog! This time an oc! Do like kuudere types? How about fashion? How about tragic backstories! The my girl Krystal is there for you! She has other AUs as well! Please reblog if you're interested in interacting!! follows back from @whimsical-mercy

[lost-wayfinder]

look, all im saying is that nothing makes you desire a girl carnally like her ability to hunt you for sport

[tfsroleplay]

@ourple-octoling continued from here!

"Hah, sorry..."

She's not really sure what she's apologizing for, but either way she felt the need to say it... Kiwi didn't even do anything but just stand there, she really tried to get closer but as soon as the little Smallfry moved closer, she was hiding in her squid form.

"...He's so tiny, I know he won't hurt me... Yet it's like it's linked in my head that makes my body go into danger mode..."

She leans forward a bit, resting her chin on her hands.

"…How’s the shop doing?”

[ourple-octoling]

"Ah don't worry-- I get it. Other squids and octos still gimme stares for havin' Kiwi as a friend." With all the Big Runs happening, the Salmonid kind was still getting a bad rep within these cities. Vio was trying to change that in his own way-- Not much progress, but ti was still progress regardless. "Kiwi knows when to keep his distance. He's a good boy!" Kiwi delightfully gurgles from Vio's shoulder when he hears the words 'Good Boy!'

"He won't attack anyone unless I tell 'em to." Sylvia knows all too well about that. And Kiwi nods his little head in agreement. More like he was bouncing his little chubby body. But it still got the point across. "As for the shop-- Its gettin' busy now that the wamr season is comin' around. I'm going to be travellin' all over Splatsville and Inkopolis for orders... I've been lookin' to hire some back up. But eh... I rather just do all the work myself."

[ourple-octoling]

Rowdy Guy.

i havent drawn vio in like 3 years orz

[ourple-octoling]

❝ i hate smiling for photos. who is the photographer to tell me what to do? ❞

sentence starters: quotes from my tomodachi life game, part 1

"You tell 'em. I ain't about smiling in pictures, either."

Although that modelling gig a few years back did give him a good start on the surface. But he was under a different alias at the time. Not exactly himself--- He's trying to bury that past behind him. "But ain't you famous? Travelling with Off the Hook and all. There are bound to be paparazzi and other famous people activities... I guess that's pretty unavoidable for you."

Unless Pearl and Marina have something to say about it...!!!

[ourple-octoling]

❝i don’t like to mope when i fail. that would be a lot of moping.❞ - Sylvia @tfsroleplay (girl needs to be more open with people lmao)

sentence starters: quotes from my tomodachi life game, part 1

"It's a pretty natural reaction, ain't it? I get not wantin' to do it in front of people.... Sucks not gettin' it right the first time, but there's always room for improvement."

Vio leans back on the bench and slouches a bit-- While scratching the back of his head slightly. He wasn't very good at cheering up people, but the most he could do was give her some advice. Was it good advice, who really knows?

@tfsroleplay

[ourple-octoling]

"I feel like I'm forgettin' something..."

"Probably not important."

[weirdlypersonalrpmemes]

sentence starters: quotes from my tomodachi life game, part 1.  tw: insects  

❝ [name] is my bud. i even get a bit jealous of his/her/their other friends! ❞

❝ yes, i am in fact [name]. how did you see through my disguise? ❞

❝ let go of my sausage! ❞

❝ it would be really cool if we started dating. i’m just saying. no pressure, though. ❞

❝ i really think we’d be perfect together. you should definitely go out with me. ❞

❝ hey! so. um… what was i gonna say? i can’t remember now… ❞

❝ saying i’m tired makes me feel instantly about a hundred times more tired. ❞

❝ i could go for a whole month without seeing anyone and be just fine. ❞

❝ wait… what was i just doing? ❞

❝ i’m going to start trying harder than i ever have… starting tomorrow. ❞

❝ i’ve gotta live life to the FULLEST, or i’ll just EXPLODE! ❞

❝ i think my job as a friend is to stop my buddies from being dumb. it’s tough! ❞

❝ the little things make me the most happy. kittens are little, for instance. ❞

❝ i wish my hair was… better. know what i mean? ❞

❝ this hairstyle is starting to get on my nerves. it’s just… i don’t even know. ❞

❝ i’ve been thinking of changing my hairstyle. i’m picturing… zebra stripes! ❞

❝ it’s so hot, i can barely think. one plus one is… OH NO! I CAN’T REMEMBER! ❞

❝ if [name] were in a pickle, i’d eat the pickle and get him/her/them out! ❞

❝ the bugs… they won’t stop. they’ll never stop. ❞

❝ i’m always shocked when a stranger is kind. it’s like, what are you after, dude? ❞

❝ i never talk behind people’s backs, unless they’re in the front seat and i’m in the back. ❞

❝ i’m addicted to gossip. which reminds me… did you hear about you know who? ❞

❝ did you hear what happened to [name]? it made me giggle! ❞

❝ you never hear bad rumours about [name]. it’s suspicious… ❞

❝ i was wondering if you could… treat me better than everyone else. pretty please? ❞

❝ you’re cold as ice. ❞

❝ have you ever called a flight attendant “mommy”? by accident, of course. ❞

❝ i’ll give you some milk if you go out with me! ❞

❝ i feel great! let’s have a dance-off! it’s all been leading up to this! ❞

❝ one day everyone will recognize how great i am. that’s my dream. ❞

❝ i hate smiling for photos. who is the photographer to tell me what to do? ❞

❝ [name] is so gosh-darn good looking. just sayin’. ❞

❝ i don’t like to mope when i fail. that would be a lot of moping. ❞

❝ i lose momentum by wednesday. weeks are too long, dude. ❞

❝ i’ve never cried during a movie. not even one tear. ❞

❝ i’m trying to do all my own cooking these days. i am so hungry. ❞

❝ it’s hard work being me. i try to shield my friends from this bitter truth. ❞

❝ i’m great at sports. all sports. even the dumb ones. ❞

❝ i’m so fly, i’m an annoyance! um… wait… ❞

❝ i went and bought the roasted chestnuts you wanted. wanna go out with me now? ❞

❝ i’m happiest when i’m asleep. is that weird? ❞

❝ caring about what others think sure is exhausting! you agree, right?! ❞

❝ you’re so cold-blooded, [name]! it’s like talking to a dinosaur! ❞

❝ everyone has cringeworthy memories they’d rather forget. ❞

❝ everyone has cringeworthy memories they’d rather forget. except me, ha ha. ❞

❝ i’m pretty cool now that i know all about how to use my laptop! ❞

❝ fans are cool. now i’m gonna be cool too! ❞

❝ i’m so cool… ❞

❝ revolution! ❞

❝ i would like some soda. ❞

[ourple-octoling]

its vios birthday today........ (and mine tomorrow!)

ironically tomodachi life has been giving me some muse heres our viorel galang bustin a move (hes married to my oc in the pink sweater ajshsjs )

[ourple-octoling]

NOT NINTENDO DROPPING SPLATOON RAIDERS TRAILER ON A RANDOM ASS TUESDAY.... i hope the mechanic is agent neo 3..... i need vio to go adventures with them...

[ourple-octoling]

mmmm i feel like revamping vio's lore

[ourple-octoling]

"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN I'M FUCKING BANNED FOR 10 MINS!! PEOPLE ARE SORE LOSERS!!!"

[ourple-octoling]

question for everyone

is anyone experiencing terrible connnection with matches lately??? or is it me?? i got kicked out 3 times today