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“Would you block someone just for disagreeing with you?” Pal, I’ll block someone for agreeing with me in the wrong tone of voice.

kira-kui-n

"get him pregnant" well thats not my thing but to each their own

"get her pregnant" *takes up my sword and shield* i wont let you do that to her. ......................

raccoon-wizard

noticed a pattern in the cosmic horror (adjacent) media i have been known to enjoy

#project hail mary #iron lung #outer wilds

ceruleanheaven

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

angelicguy

hard day? dont worry. i just doordashed you a big angry live bug in a really thin box.

fluffysheeple

christian bad driver: my guardian angel watches over me, I don't need to look before I merge

atheist bad driver: I will rely on my own skill to see myself safely home after a mere 8 drinks

agnostic bad driver: no one knows where all these dents and scratches came from

being the youngest sibling is like we came from the same place but i had a much better mom than you and im so sorry cause i think you deserved that love and privilege more than i ever will but idk man that might just be me

reineyday

peak comedy

#dropout #this episode is like when you try your absolute best to make sense of a two year olds babbling

dimensions-allofthem

Kaylins the true winner of the episode 😂 just trying her best while shouldering the expectations of all three teams in Sams twisted game of telephone

#dropout #SHES MY FAV IM CRYING

guccifloralsuits

If THE modern translator of the OG Odyssey text wrote this about my film adaptation I’d kill myself

Emily Wilson you’re goated

#the odyssey #seeing tonight i’m scared

lastoneout

Fun how the bystander effect was coined to cover up how cops are bigoted cowards who let a queer person die and stockholm syndrome was coined to cover that the cops handled a hostage situation so badly the hostages trusted their captors more than the cops.

seracadash

(goverment voice) we need to protect the children from pornography so our plan is to remove their eyes so they would never see something so traumatic. if you are against removing children's eyes you are basically a pedophile

stoofles

7 years, 7 years is all I can spare to spend on your island

#the odyssey #resident evil #yeah sure i’ll reblog that

bloodymary au where they’re both from earth, imagine any possible scenario you’d like (in space, on earth, on erid, maybe petrova taskforce buddies or run of the mill coffee shop au) what matters is that at some point simon offhandedly mentions his crazy uncle who had a penchant for hunting and stapling squirrels. grace has no idea what the fuck this could possibly mean.

#bloodymary #squirrel stapler #maybe this was funnier in my head