Sheds Of Humour

*Adds cool bio about myself that makes me sound way cooler than I actually am*✨

[lohver]

i think it’s important to realize that no matter how good you are to people, it won’t make them good to you.

[catmemearchive]

[succulentbud]

due to personal reasons I’m suing the entire human race

[succulentbud]

[mijuoh]

“I was more insecure when I was 20 than I am at 47. At 47 it’s like, “You need me to put on a crazy dress with mirrors? Yeah, sure. I’m going to work the shit out of this!” I don’t know what I’m doing. It’s, like, you give less fucks. [..] Aging is the greatest. It really gives you more space to be that person in the mirrored dress who has always been inside.”  — Sandra Oh for InStyle.

[incorrecttua]

“You treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol. You treat an inside wound with drinking alcohol”

— Klaus

[queenxkimberly]

I tell him everything 😭😭

[just-shower-thoughts]

Hove you ever tried to rush out of bed to go to the toilet quickly and rush back to bed before you lose any ‘tired’ and wake up a bit.

[slavery]

[shellbee21love-deactivated20230]

[sleepin]

[lucylewiscantlose]

i like your shirt

[mishasminions]

[dollie-dearest]

date idea: u come over and nap with me

[duskstormm-deactivated20180506]

in bed with the windows open while rain falls is the nicest feeling

[greelin]

raccoons and their… little hands

[taradiddled]

[fuu-kuma]

[vangoghcean]

there’s just something better about sitting on the kitchen counter I can’t explain it