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wanna get lost
JD: A couple of days ago, I accidentally slept with Veronica. Heather Chandler: Really? JD: Yes. Heather Chandler: You accidentally slept with Veronica? JD: Veronica Sawyer. Heather Chandler: Accidentally? JD: Yes.
Heather Chandler: I don’t understand, did you trip over something?
Of all the spiderman universes you could have been born in, you were born in the one where he is a fictional character.
*when Carol, Wanda, Valkyrie, Okoye, Pepper, Hope, Mantis, Shuri, Gamora, and Nebula surrounded Peter*
Peter: *softly* Wow. Look at my moms.
character in a fight scene: *restrains their opponent by pinning them against the wall by their wrists*
me:
character in a fight scene: *pins their opponent down by straddling their waist and holding their wrists to the floor*
me:
character in a fight scene: *lifting their disarmed opponent’s chin slightly with the business end of their weapon*
me:
character in fight scene: *pins down the opponent and leans in close to whisper in their ear*
me:
character in fight scene: *restrains the opponent by twisting their arm/s behind their back and pinning them to the wall chest first with their own chest pressing against the opponents back*
me:
Character: *distracts their otherwise equally good/better opponent by flirting*
Me:
Character in fighting scene: *restrains opponents arms in a lock hold with their own, entangling their arms together forcing their bodies to be pressed together and faces in close proximity*
character in fight scene: *holds opponent by the collar, lifts them and brings them close to their face*
me:
When The Hargreeves meet The Avengers
- Steve calls Five “son”. Five replies with “I’m older than you, you condescending prick”. Steve calls Klaus “son”. Klaus is delighted and calls Steve “daddy”. Steve doesn’t call anyone “son” again for the rest of the team up.
- Luther and Diego start to argue and eventually, fight with each other. Thor is laughing/crying, because it reminds him of him and Loki.
- It takes Sam less than three hours to figure out that Klaus is a veteran and that he’s got untreated PTSD. He offers him help and treatment. Klaus laughs, goes on an unhinged rant about Vietnam and Dave and seeing dead people, but Sam just says “I’ve heard crazier stores and so did everyone in my group. We meet up on Mondays.” Klaus comes.
- When they sit down together and the Hargreeves insist on leaving one space for Ben, their dead brother, every Avengers has an “oh boy” moment except for Wanda. She understands.
- Tony refers to Luther as “Goomba”. Diego laughs. Tony refers to Grace as “The Stepford Wife”. Diego has to be physically restrained and his knives are confiscated, just in case.
- Allison and Natasha bond over having actual functional braincells in a room full of men with none.
- Vanya explains that she can’t help because her powers are unstable and she can’t control them, and that makes her dangerous and a liability for the team. Vision tells her she’s not her powers, her powers are only an aspect of her.
- Steve absolutely adores Grace, even after it’s revealed she’s a robot.
- Five and Natasha has this weird competition, that they refuse to consciously acknowledge, where they try to one up each other in bragging about their weirdest tasks/assassination missions
- Pogo and Bruce just become best bros in like under 20 seconds. Like all that weird science, man, so much science that they can discuss.
- Clint says he never misses. Diego says he never misses but BETTER.
“Get thee to a nunnery” is the 1600s way of saying “begone thot”.
when u adopt one weird girl from the woods but that means adopting all of her weird-ass nerd friends
when u adopt one goofy boy with curly hair but that means adopting all of his weird-ass nerd friends
when ur son goes missing and u have to adopt everyone, including the chief of police
THROUGH A RAPIST’S EYES” (PLS TAKE TIME TO READ THIS. It may save a life, It may save your life.)
An Article from Neena Susan Thomas
“Through a rapist’s eyes. A group of rapists and date rapists in prison were interview…ed on what they look for in a potential victim and here are some interesting facts:
1] The first thing men look for in a potential victim is hairstyle. They are most likely to go after a woman with a ponytail, bun! , braid, or other hairstyle that can easily be grabbed. They are also likely to go after a woman with long hair. Women with short hair are not common targets.
2] The second thing men look for is clothing. They will look for women who’s clothing is easy to remove quickly. Many of them carry scissors around to cut clothing.
3] They also look for women using their cell phone, searching through their purse or doing other activities while walking because they are off guard and can be easily overpowered.
4] The number one place women are abducted from / attacked at is grocery store parking lots.
5] Number two is office parking lots/garages.
6] Number three is public restrooms.
7] The thing about these men is that they are looking to grab a woman and quickly move her to a second location where they don’t have to worry about getting caught.
8] If you put up any kind of a fight at all, they get discouraged because it only takes a minute or two for them to realize that going after you isn’t worth it because it will be time-consuming.
9] These men said they would not pick on women who have umbrellas,or other similar objects that can be used from a distance, in their hands.
10] Keys are not a deterrent because you have to get really close to the attacker to use them as a weapon. So, the idea is to convince these guys you’re not worth it.
POINTS THAT WE SHOULD REMEMBER:
1] If someone is following behind you on a street or in a garage or with you in an elevator or stairwell, look them in the face and ask them a question, like what time is it, or make general small talk: can’t believe it is so cold out here, we’re in for a bad winter. Now that you’ve seen their faces and could identify them in a line- up, you lose appeal as a target.
2] If someone is coming toward you, hold out your hands in front of you and yell Stop or Stay back! Most of the rapists this man talked to said they’d leave a woman alone if she yelled or showed that she would not be afraid to fight back. Again, they are looking for an EASY target.
3] If you carry pepper spray (this instructor was a huge advocate of it and carries it with him wherever he goes,) yelling I HAVE PEPPER SPRAY and holding it out will be a deterrent.
4] If someone grabs you, you can’t beat them with strength but you can do it by outsmarting them. If you are grabbed around the waist from behind, pinch the attacker either under the arm between the elbow and armpit or in the upper inner thigh – HARD. One woman in a class this guy taught told him she used the underarm pinch on a guy who was trying to date rape her and was so upset she broke through the skin and tore out muscle strands the guy needed stitches. Try pinching yourself in those places as hard as you can stand it; it really hurts.
5] After the initial hit, always go for the groin. I know from a particularly unfortunate experience that if you slap a guy’s parts it is extremely painful. You might think that you’ll anger the guy and make him want to hurt you more, but the thing these rapists told our instructor is that they want a woman who will not cause him a lot of trouble. Start causing trouble, and he’s out of there.
6] When the guy puts his hands up to you, grab his first two fingers and bend them back as far as possible with as much pressure pushing down on them as possible. The instructor did it to me without using much pressure, and I ended up on my knees and both knuckles cracked audibly.
7] Of course the things we always hear still apply. Always be aware of your surroundings, take someone with you if you can and if you see any odd behavior, don’t dismiss it, go with your instincts. You may feel little silly at the time, but you’d feel much worse if the guy really was trouble.
FINALLY, PLEASE REMEMBER THESE AS WELL ….
1. Tip from Tae Kwon Do: The elbow is the strongest point on your body. If you are close enough to use it, do it.
2. Learned this from a tourist guide to New Orleans : if a robber asks for your wallet and/or purse, DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM. Toss it away from you…. chances are that he is more interested in your wallet and/or purse than you and he will go for the wallet/purse. RUN LIKE MAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION!
3. If you are ever thrown into the trunk of a car: Kick out the back tail lights and stick your arm out the hole and start waving like crazy. The driver won’t see you but everybody else will. This has saved lives.
4. Women have a tendency to get into their cars after shopping,eating, working, etc., and just sit (doing their checkbook, or making a list, etc. DON’T DO THIS! The predator will be watching you, and this is the perfect opportunity for him to get in on the passenger side,put a gun to your head, and tell you where to go. AS SOON AS YOU CLOSE the DOORS , LEAVE.
5. A few notes about getting into your car in a parking lot, or parking garage:
a. Be aware: look around your car as someone may be hiding at the passenger side , peek into your car, inside the passenger side floor, and in the back seat. ( DO THIS TOO BEFORE RIDING A TAXI CAB) .
b. If you are parked next to a big van, enter your car from the passenger door. Most serial killers attack their victims by pulling them into their vans while the women are attempting to get into their cars.
c. Look at the car parked on the driver’s side of your vehicle, and the passenger side. If a male is sitting alone in the seat nearest your car, you may want to walk back into the mall, or work, and get a guard/policeman to walk you back out. IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY. (And better paranoid than dead.)
6. ALWAYS take the elevator instead of the stairs. (Stairwells are horrible places to be alone and the perfect crime spot).
7. If the predator has a gun and you are not under his control, ALWAYS RUN! The predator will only hit you (a running target) 4 in 100 times; And even then, it most likely WILL NOT be a vital organ. RUN!
8. As women, we are always trying to be sympathetic: STOP IT! It may get you raped, or killed. Ted Bundy, the serial killer, was a good-looking, well educated man, who ALWAYS played on the sympathies of unsuspecting women. He walked with a cane, or a limp, and often asked “for help” into his vehicle or with his vehicle, which is when he abducted his next victim.
Send this to any woman you know that may need to be reminded that the world we live in has a lot of crazies in it and it’s better safe than sorry.
If u have compassion reblog this post. ‘Helping hands are better than Praying Lips’ – give us your helping hand.
REBLOG THIS AND LET EVERY GIRL KNOW AT LEAST PEOPLE WILL KNOW WHATS GOING ON IN THIS WORLD. So please reblog this….Your one reblog can Help to spread this information.
THIS COULD ACTUALLY SAVE A LIFE.”
EVERYONE BOOT THE FUCK OUT OF THIS
This is so fucking unfortunate that we need this
it just makes me angry that women need this.. but we do and if you see this, PLEASE REBLOG. it doesn’t matter if you are a male or a female. by reblogging this, you might save someone’s life.
Don’t scroll past this, it’s so important
nothing to do with what my posts are normally about but this is SO damn important!! don’t scroll past without reading and / or reblogging!
this is fucking important. Idc if your blog is perfect, fucking reblog this. It may save someone.
sorry if i reblog this everY FIVE MINUTES
Important
No worries if this post doesn’t fit your aesthetic or theme, this is important information. You could save not just a physical woman’s life but you can ALSO prevent things like PTSD that a woman would acquire from an attack if left alive
Dont you dare scroll past this without reblogging im pretty sure you can press two simple buttons to raise awareness
From someone who’s dealt with this type of thing personally and has two little girls, I find this SO important. I swear it’s so sad the world we live in but we need to protect ourselves.
don’t be this type of user
The deep irony of this post transcends reality.
Got this talk as an education major too. If you’re going into public service you serve all of the public.
We have to stop using anti-student language.
Students are people too.
This is very important
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I’m sorry but I’m addicted to concerts so I’m always going to reblog it
I’ve never been to a concert, and I don’t I’m ever going to make it, but yeah
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Am I hallucinating or are these ads for tinder advocating for the consumer to stay off tinder
Tinder, it seems, is embracing its status as a hookup app
Tinder in 2015: look at all these cute, successful couples that #metontinder
Tinder in 2018:
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