cake rhymes with cake

madi // bi // 22 here for a good time AND a long time

[heyumdonttalktome-deactivated20]

Him: I dunno I just identify with the Joker on a personal level is all

Me:

[radiation]

greco-roman? nahhhh im talkin about gecko roamin’

[radiation]

romp romp romp

[tvguts]

i know i’m biased because i’m 12 at heart and i think everything he does is funny but my little brother put together a last-minute “time traveler” costume for halloween which comprised solely of this homemade WW3 draft card and i think every single aspect of it is absolutely fucking hilarious

[dagothcares]

No, this slaps.

[acoolguy]

anyone else feel good when their brain releases a bunch of endorphins?

[brucebocchi]

ccant relate

[jonbutter]

why would my brain release a bunch of dolphins

[wrenrouge]

okay, but all I’ve done today is sleep lmao 

[wrenrouge]

I woke up at noon, ate lasagna and went back to sleep right after

[wrenrouge]

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT  UP!!!!!!!

[boxheadpaint]

hey does anyone have that picture of garfield thats like

[its-gremlin-time]

Yeah here

[fartfartlbalahaahahahaahaha]

[dimetrodone]

The scene in Shrek 2 when the Fairy Godmother sings I need a Hero when the giant gingerbread man attacks the castle is still the greatest scene in cinema of all times

[wingmyweibeifong]

[vilf-deactivated20210205]

cannot emphasize enough how good it is for you to make something with your hands. whether it’s cooking or knitting or drawing, it will nourish your soul. every time i cook i feel so much more energized and present, no matter how complicated or simple the dish is. and to hold the thing you made yourself in your hands, even if it didn’t turn out perfect, is even more beautiful. i promise that whatever you choose to make, it will help you in so many ways

[ninasdrafts]

“People tend to forget to tell each other how much they love or miss you or need you, and even if they do remember, sometimes they’re just too shy, too scared, too certain it’s the wrong thing to say or the wrong timing. But it’s not. It never is. Say it before it’s too late. For all we know, it could all be different tomorrow.”

— just say the word before it’s too late / n.j.

[trendingcurrentevents]

[criminalkuntnmugshots]

[kuhdeejuh69]

What is her ponytail holding on to???!!!!??

[africanaquarian]

Faith.

[darkandlong]

[ethioprah-blog1]

thing: *happens* me: literally dO NOT

[zechv]

*my mom calls ur mom* hi i just called to tell you that your son didnt reblog my sons selfie? um no lorraine. you listen here, if you want to come to my tupperware party you better get your son in check. also your blueberry cobbler should not have won the state fair competition. goodbye lorraine.

[officialunitedstates]

what do you call someone who smokes two marijuanas

[officialunitedstates]

double jointed

[officialunitedstates]

what do you call someone who smokes three marijuanas

[officialunitedstates]

dead

drugs kill, kids

[torracat]

talkin to ur crush like