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My three year old just laughed for 12 minutes at this photo and when I asked her why she was laughing it made her laugh harder

unclefather

She said his name is “coochie Michael”

kindfoxes

a trio of witches and their familiars

lost-dazed-andconfused

I love how each are representing all three colours for their hair dress and fox. Like love it so much.

thesociologicalcinema

“Mad women fight back”; “Bet your ass we’re paranoid” - Psychiatric survivors during a protest in 1976

unexplained-events

Project: Arthropoda Iconicus Series: Timorpersonae

by Richard Wilkinson

This series of imaginary bugs by Wilkinson is inspired by varies horror movie icons.

la-la-la-bonne-vie

voidbirdy

Losers try to tell me I emit "nuclear radiation", like thats my vibe idiot

twostepsfromtemerant

Despite a lot of Hozier’s songs having sexual overtones, his music isn’t immediately associated with sex, or called crude. Common reactions to mentioning him, depending on who you are talking to are “bogman!” or ‘that guy who did Take Me to Church”. Even though his music is just as sexual as pop music written by male artists, it isn’t immediately recognized as such because of how he shifts the power dynamics to favor women. In this essay I will…

chronolith

wait. OP. come back.

marsixm

heres the idea: instead of vogue magazine it’s vague magazine. all the editorials are blurry. models shot from 60 feet away. ads just say “buy it”. models hide behind trees and shrubs. you can’t tell what anyone’s wearing.

greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou

Fuck the chimp that threw the raccoon

joylessmarxist

Receipts?

greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou

I fucking hate this dude

drawnsnake

Stuffed animals with bean bag butts are great

talesfromtreatment

I just performed a euthanasia on an English bulldog with brachycephalic airway syndrome so severe that once the sedative kicked in a bit he literally started suffocating and I had to rush to perform the actual euthanasia before his own soft palate killed him.

There is nothing cute about flat faced dogs and cats. Absolutely nothing.

avoiding-claws

Have seen this too many times 👎🏻

I’ve also seen at least 3 usually-preventable deaths this summer, related to BOAS.

It’s not cute.

And no matter how healthy you think your dog or cat is - if it’s brachycephalic or flat faced, by default it’s not healthy, sorry. It might be happy or more likely coping, but coping is not thriving, and just coping is not something you associate with being healthy.

valtsv

character in a fight scene: *restrains their opponent by pinning them against the wall by their wrists*

me:

icantwritegood

character in a fight scene: *pins their opponent down by straddling their waist and holding their wrists to the floor*

me:

ladylike-foxes

character in a fight scene: *lifting their disarmed opponent’s chin slightly with the business end of their weapon*

me:

g3ncyho3

character in fight scene: *pins down the opponent and leans in close to whisper in their ear*

me:

itsapmseymour

Fightsexuality at it’s finest

clownsuggest

have some compassion!!!!!!!! And EAT A MANGO!!!!!!!!! thats it!!!!!!!

my-darling-boy

I was having writers block and so I took a break and soon enough it was 3 in the morning and I had impulsively sewn together a tiny mouse you’re welcome

my-darling-boy

For those of you who asked, I have made a sewing tutorial on how to make your very own Peaches the Mouse!

my-darling-boy

I see people reblogging this with “to buy” but this pattern is free??? Someone even asked me “why don’t you charge money for it, it took you forever to put the document together” and I said “Not a lot of people have money and if they have some fabric scraps and a couple of buttons lying around they can make themselves a little mouse friend for free and that might make them happy and that makes me happier than receiving money???” Make yourself a liddol creacher! Heals the Soul!