My Head? Empty 😌

Tiana | 27 | She/They | bisexual Side blog is @daddy-keanu-reeves | header courtesy of @hellscupboards

[saintbleeding]

hot take but “im being normal about this” is just the funniest fucking phrase

no i categorically am not

[pingo1387]

having a headache while hydrated is so unfair. you were supposed to protect me.

[anti-parent]

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

[anti-parent]

fantastic. i love it. i posted this after my wife said it yesterday and as i was doing it i was like "this can't be an original thought. as soon as i hit post someone's going to say 'you stole this from a tweet from 2014' and i'll say 'no, i stole it from my beautiful wife.'"

[just-in-cays]

in the middle of crying for no reason i was interrupted by the sounds of one of my neighbors blasting "shadow the hedgehog pissed on my fucking wife" so loud it echoed around the courtyard outside

[sycamorality]

did you know you can rename everything on your pc

[i-fuck-audis]

MY FUCKING CAR

[enba-and-luka]

[64mpg]

i’m on onion rings right now

[64mpg]

get me my keys NOW

[sugar-petals]

pitbull bald cap contest. this is the news we should be getting

bonus: kesha also showed up as #mrbaldwide !! 💥

[sugar-petals]

pitbull bald cap contest. this is the news we should be getting

bonus: kesha also showed up as #mrbaldwide !! 💥

[monster2001]

Can everything you do be about me forever

[monster2001]

??

[hexagonopus]

you literally asked

[cheerfullycatholic]

When medicine is holding the migraine back but you can still kinda feel it in the distance waiting to return

[valend]

Yahhh I have to build Rome. Yup it’s due tomorrow.. noo I haven’t started yet haha is that bad?

[angelspouse]

(with the intention of ordering grapes from the lemonade stand) hey

[doyouknowwhatimeme]

[iwannabeaswampwitch]

Lots of drama in our household

[whyenn-reader]

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to