WIZARD SURPRISE [hiatus]

welcome to tgi-halloween, where it's always halloween

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I LIED, MORTALS! Merasmus cannot find his art tablet! He has just moved, it is very hard for him. BUT THERE WILL BE ART IN THE NEXT MONTH OR SO!

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OMG ! Are you back ?!

FOR NOW, MORTALS! Merasmus accidentally logged into this account trying to figure out which one is for his roleplay blog. He is remaking it! Expect Soldier in the near future! AWOOOOO

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Shameless Promo!

Good afternoon, mortals! Do you like vintage? Do you like kitchenware? No? Well, then, you’re lying to yourself. Everyone likes vintage kitchenware. MERASMUS ESPECIALLY!

Now! One of Merasmus’s siblings has made a MAGICAL ETSY OF ELDRITCH HORROR! Contained in this website is the MASTERY of ANCIENT SUMERIAN BOWLS! And SPICE SHAKERS! And EXCELLENT photography!

Do yourselves a favor and make a trip to EASY AS PIE VINTAGE! You will NOT REGRET IT!

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the aRTERYDEMIC HAS INFECTED YOU LONG LIVE THE ARTERYDEMIC CONSIDER YOURSELF INFECTED

uh… thank you…?

merasmus is sure it will come in handy someday….

[confessiontf2]

“I liked the old OOC fortress, since it made fun of the dumb fanon stereotypes while being inoffensive and funny. Now the majority of the old blogs rarely update and it basically became what it was parodying.”

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this was the inevitable, anon. but at least merasmus can enjoy his movies knowing he was once a cool person

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(outofcharactersniper) *waves at you when you're scoped in*

@outofcharactersniper

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well I guess those plans fell through didn't they

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I wonder what'd happen if you met OUR Merasmus.

(KILL BILL SIRENS)

[anaglyph-anemoia]

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MERASMUS WILL DRAW A RESPONSE TO THIS and YOU CAN NOT STOP HIM!

There can be only one INDEED, mortal!

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MERASMUS HAS BROKEN 300 FOLLOWERS, MORTALS!

HE THANKS YOU for your UNDYING ADMIRATION and LOYALTY! To reward your dedication, he will draw any requested art for TEN RANDOM FOLLOWERS in a SINISTER RAFFLE OF DOOM!

Details pending!

ONCE AGAIN, MORTALS, THANK YOU! Merasmus is PROUD to have so many worshiping him! You are all WONDERFUL acolytes!

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[okay but for real guys: holy shit 300 followers? despite my absences? you guys are so awesome oh my god

i love you all so much

once i figure out how to set up the raffle, i’ll allow you all to enter! good luck, and may the odds be ever in your favor]

[nizzymcshizzy-deactivated201804]

What drove me to draw this I have no idea

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MERAMUS APPROVES, MORTAL! In turn for this gift, he will SPARE YOUR LIFE for ADMIRING HIS GREATNESS! AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[toonsies]

Characters are: @outofcharacterscoot @baka-digimigs @outofcharactersniper @ask-snipoop @oocsnipsnip @ask-pypoop @ask-democrap @ask-scoutpoop @ask-engiepoop @ask-spoop @calldoktordietrich @outofcharacterbunnyscout @askoutofcharacterheavy @pyrodraws4u @out-of-character-mr-pauling @outofcharacterengineer @invertedincharactermedic @ask-sollypoop @outofcharactermerasmus

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Merasmus is getting close to the big THREE ZERO ZERO!

If he breaks 300 followers he will provide a REWARD for ALL of you mortals! And as a bonus, IT IS NOT YOUR OWN DEATH! However, YOU MAY DIE FROM THE AMAZINGNESS OF IT!

Let’s work to break this milestone together, mortals!

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TWO FOLLOWERS LEFT, MORTALS! You're growing ever closer to that reward!

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honestly you mortals need to stop assuming things about merasmus

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You should have been the one to make the cake for Zhanna's wedding. It would have been the bomb.

you are correct