Unsolved Out Of Context

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[Shane: I’m wondering if I should be rooting for these people.]

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[Ryan: I don’t know what anybody who’s like, working at Aunt Anne’s Pretzels is going to do if they see that red light go off, it’s not like—

Shane: It’s Auntie Anne’s…

Ryan: oh is it Auntie Anne’s?

Shane: Have some fucking respect.]

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[Shane: Stay with me here.

Ryan: I’m staying here. I have no choice.]

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[Shane: Intrigue never seemed so sweet.]

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[Shane: Either it’s a flash mob or a corporate terrorist.]

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[Ryan: God, I’d love to go into a fugue state.]

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[Ryan: Don’t know if you know this, but this guy was stacked.

Shane: Like Tom Hardy?

Ryan: Jacked. Dude was big. He’s a moose.]

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[Shane: Little Ghost Antenna, the Ryan Bergara story.]

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[Shane: I am the antenna.]

How the turns table.

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[Shane, aside: His brain is cracked.

Ryan: I can hear you, just because you’re—

Shane: Sorry, (louder) your brain is cracked!]

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[Shane: I was in a church once, it happened in a church—

Shane: I don’t go to church. I was just with one of my friends. And he was like, “You wanna go to church?” And I was like, “all right, man.”

Shane: I was like nine.

Ryan: So you’re telling me, at nine years old, you don’t go to church.

Ryan: The first time you cross the threshold into holy ground, blood expels from your nostrils?

Shane: Yeah, yeah.]

Shane’s totally a demon part 5/?

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@wearewatcher

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[Shane: I just can’t imagine going up to someone and being, like, “Hey, can I punch you?” and the person’s like “yeah—” (punching noises)]

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[Ryan: When you think about it, that’s kind of a horrible name.]

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The Watcher actually is hands down the best BFU episode. No I will not take criticism it’s the truth.

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[Shane: You’ve murdered your wife.]

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[Shane: Good wood.

Ryan: Good wood, right?

Shane: A great medley of woods.

Ryan: Yeah.]

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