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"It's a good thing dogs don't have a slime"

"Horses don't have ears"

"The kidney stone in our relationship, that's John Greene's new book"

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"croutons is almost scrotums"

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"i wish i could suck a dick for a foreign car"

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"when you make music for everybody, you make music for nobody" *dissappears into the bathroom*

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"We're a yu gi oh family"

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"boi, you're the only husband for me"

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"Call me Tuco Salamanca because I'm tight tight tight"

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"Eyes pop out of urethra"

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"Not my titties 😦"