Out of Context Tate no Yuusha No Nariagari

Spoiler Warning, also maybe NSFW _______________________________ Just posting sentences that sound funny from the Web Novel. Maybe I'll do the manga sometime, but it doesn't really seem to out-of-context-able

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This girl has a big body, although it has only been 2 days since her birth.

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I say she looked very much like an ostrich.

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I heard a hoarse voice coming from the stables.

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It's trying really hard to be born.

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What!? That means that I can use magic even though I can't read?

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I shouldn't pretend to consider selling the one person in this world who believes in me.

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With two on his face, Motoyasu is held down with a foot so he can't get up, and a balloon is thrown at his nether region.                                                Bystander: "Wh, why balloons?"

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No, since the food was good I'll let it fly.

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"Philorial-sama means literally, philorial-sama."                  "That doesn’t explain anything."

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"Of course I am, I came from the future"                  “.....Okay”

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Hm? Come to think of it, why should I remember the past if I can make new memories? I'm a genius.

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Thinking about it again, why is it that there's only pigs on my mind?

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Who the hell would ever help others for the fun of it?

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Their single greatest wish was for Raphtalia to live, and so they pushed her off the cliff.

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But the beasts and giant beetles kept overflowing in massive quantities

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However, a huge horde of Skeleton Soldiers came out

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Wait, that was so unlike me; I was being influenced by too much anime and manga.