There are no kings... @outofcontextskyjacks - Tumblr Blog

Spit: We have to change our "Bring your own turtles" policy

Hip: A Luminary? Are you saying- Are you saying this turkey twink over here was some kind of... Luminary spirit?

James: You know, Gable, in the past, specially is like "Something I don't need to think about? Great!"

James: Yes, he too was a twink at some point.

Johnny: That's a hilarious amount of turkey.

James: If you're nervous about public speaking, just be dead.

Nathan: Just turn your entire insides into puppet strings and then, suddenly, not sharing your emotions becomes very easy. Three simple steps!

James: If you know that much about Dune, I know I can physically overpower you.

Gable: Orimar! Did you Liar Liar our own Travis?

James: Birds don't have language, but this bird is swearing and, like, it's the most brutal swearing that anyone has heard in their entire lives.

Johnny: The Malewife is my favorite luminary.

James: You know, it's a DILF deer for sure.

James: We all hate to say it, but we must acknowledge it, Travis looks good.

James: There's just the french, like, stink to everything.

Travis: William and Jolly Jack and Taco Bandito and everyone else I've ever been has thousands and thousands of medical debt.

Skyjacks episode 19 without context.

Spit: Have I ever told you the story of No Skin Jim?

James: Again, this is my experience seeing memes about The Minions.

There are no kings...