caitlin

wut is going on my dudes

[lesbianshepard]

back in freshman year of high school we had this teacher who was really fucking annoying and HATED cell phones with a fucking passion. at the beginning of the school year he had us sign this goddamned “contract” that we wouldn’t have it in class or he would confiscate it.

so this annoying douchebag kid was on his phone and the teacher went “you have to give it to me now you signed the contract” and the kid didn’t even look up and said “contracts signed by a minor are not legally binding” and continued to text. and i hated that kid but…..dare i say iconic

anyway he got detention for it but i just found out he got into law school this year

[picoboulevard-deactivated201304]

i’ve never done meth but i was a one direction fan during summer 2012 which honestly may be the same thing

[bad1dimagines]

i’m having an intense reaction to these pictures

[harrystylesdaily]

[laracroift]

Get to Know Me Meme: 4/5 - current celebrity crushes Rami Malek

[cute-suggestions]

i just want to make life a little easier for you

[harryy-styyles]

[hhoran]

Niall Horan for Billboard, by David Needleman

[lightheartedsuggestion]

Stop being so afraid to be confident. There’s actually a lot of great things about you. Don’t deny those things, embrace them. You’re beautiful and smart and kind and you need to stop punishing yourself for acknowledging it and trying to believe it.

[animalsdancing]

[tastefullyoffensive]

Best names possible. (via theblessedone)

[warm-suggestions]

Make the call. Go for the walk. Brush your teeth. Eat the healthy thing. Getting started is the hardest part, trust me. But once you get past that part and do it, you’ll feel so much better.

[babypadawan]

I want a “just checking in” kind of love.

a “baby did you eat today?” kind of love.

a “you’re the first person I told” kind of love.

an “I gotta kiss you before you leave” kind of love

an “I love you” before we say bye kind of love.

an “I noticed that you need this so I got it for you” kind of love.

a “we’re not going to bed til we’ve made up” kind of love.

a wipe my tears away kind of love.

a nonstop joke fest until I smile again kind of love.

a goofy smile when I walk in the room kind of love.

a hold me until my panic attack passes kind of love.

a rub my back after work kind of love.

I just want to feel completely, totally, truly loved.

[slimetony]

me when i play videogames

Oh Fuck I Sure Hope I Don’t Die

[midtown120blues-deactivated2018]

me when i see my ex wifes toyota previa barrelling down my street

[skellydun]

sunday nights can be hard but just know that everything will turn out alright. this is gonna be your week. you’re gonna own it. you’ll get what you need done and something great is gonna happen. just u see. you got this.

[s-till-s-ane]

[kumacannon-archive-deactivated2]

Where’s the vine of the guy getting slapped so hard he ends up in an Earth, Wind, and Fire music video?

[kumacannon-archive-deactivated2]

FOUND IT!