official red hood

no you're not allowed to see what's under the hood. freak

[over-the-red-hood]

welcome one, welcome all to the streets of Park's Row and by extension Gotham city. my name's Jason, I'm the co-host of a traumagenic DID system, @graveyard-collective. stick around or don't, I don't really mind either way. I'm not here for syscourse or anything like that, this is a blog where I post bullshit and have fun. asks and submissions are anon. go nuts. please do not show nuts. I do not want to see your nuts.

tag guide:

jason speaks - specifically text posts

jasonrbs - normal reblog

jason yaps - rambling in the tags of a reblog

jason pics - images in text posts

jason hvac - vent post (get it. because hvac. vents. yeah you get it.)

jayvian - posts about me & my insys partner

[s1xseasonsandamov1e]

she res on my urrection till i come. (back. (from the dead))

[balaclava-trismegistus]

you must defeat my several exes which I refrain from passing moral judgment upon out of a place of empathy but whom definitely acted in ways that, although understandable within the context of their life and the forces they were subject to, inflicted a lot of deep wounds I did not deserve to delicate parts of myself which have not and may never heal. if you want in my boy hole, that is.

[eriurias73]

Red Robin

Robin war

[ciricearts]

she’s so beautiful with her curls!

[dont-look-me-in-the-eye]

i used to have no hope for the future but now i'm thinking. i want rich people food. i want rare sirloin steak. i've never had sirloin steak in my life. i think i want to try it before i die.

[dont-look-me-in-the-eye]

i want to get some tattoos. i want to learn how to play drums. i want to go back to the ocean. i want to land a heelflip. i want to benchpress with big plates.

[dont-look-me-in-the-eye]

it crept up on me but i want i want i want i want to live. i want to live

[dont-look-me-in-the-eye]

do you understand? i am living this life for the first time. nobody has seen the world through my eyes. i am alive. i want to feel the dry warmth of the sun in my bones. i want to breathe, again and again and again. maybe even forever.

do you understand? this world is a disgusting place forsaken by the one above and yet. it is beautiful. i want to live.

[thesulkycroissant]

Batman/Superman: World's Finest #6

I just never stop thinking about them

[ivebeenbamboozeled]

[arkcael]

haha dogs

[abisalli]

Meowtorcycle Hood is back

[over-the-red-hood]

coming out of my grave and i been doing just bad. going back in my grave because i like my grave

[appl3dog]

Not romantic, not platonic but a secret third thing where we mix and dilute our souls together over and over again until they dont know where I begin and you end

[kaleidoscope-crew]

@funnier-as-a-system

[funnier-as-a-system]

[ID: a gif of someone falling to their knees, dragging their hands down their face, and screaming in agony. / end ID]

[batsandbirdsandothers]

[papayafromtv]

conversations overheard through the batkid com lines pt 19 (masterpost here)

Damian: -acts like he's so tough, it's so annoying. *distant smacks and thuds*

Jason: hey don't hate on me for being more fearsome than you, it's not my fault you're a dwarf.

Dick, panting slightly: *grunt* why are you antagonising him right now, Hood?

Jason, mouth slightly full: -ecause' it 'akes 'im fite bettuh

*the shwing of a sword*

Damian: so we have to fight and he gets to get fat on tacos two streets away?

Jason: you're a street away from my territory, kiddo. this is not my responsibility.

Dick: you are an ass. *a hiss* *punching*

Damian: you're pathetic and i'm way more dangerous than you. your first kill was when you were 17, while mine was when i was three. get on my level.

Dick: wasn't Hood's first kill when he was like, thirteen or fourteen?

Jason, instantly: hey- hey hey hey- oi! a- *slight laugh* alleged kill, thank you.

Dick: *snorts* right, alleged.

Tim, deadpan: sorry, what now.

Jason: you were literally my little stalker when i was Robin, how can you not know about this?

Tim: i- i wasn't out CONSTANTLY?

Damian: you killed somebody as- how did you kill somebody as Robin?!

Jason: A L L E G E D.

Dick: we find this story way too funny, really.

Jason: it's not- *slight wheeze* it's not like the situation was funny, it was just- B...

Dick: oh my god, B,

Tim: what happened?

Damian: wait. wait. was this the incident you told me about that led to your death?

Tim: SORRY?

Jason: yeah this was like. the roots of what led to Ethiopia.

Dick: this was the main incident of what got Bruce to fire him.

Jason: he didn't fire me, he benched me.

Dick: so did you actually kill the guy?

Jason, indignant: NO I DIDN'T KILL HIM!

*a beat of silence*

Jason, audibly holding back snickers: i mean i thought about it,

Dick: *starts laughing*

Tim: what actually happened?

Jason, dismissive: oh, it was nothing. there was this asshole who kept sexually assaulting this girl and i wanted to put him away but the system was so corrupt that he got away with it, and then the girl killed herself and i got real pissed off at the injustice of it all so i ran ahead of B and found him on a balcony, and the idiot fell off the balcony right as B found us, and obviously he was like 'you killed him didn't you', and it spiralled into the whole 'you're too violent i'm benching you' thing, which is what led me to running away to Ethiopia and killing the Joker. ta-da.

Dick, sounding impressed: you know that's oddly concise.

Tim: i don't- i don't remember this, what was the case name?

Jason: uh, the case of- fuck. wait. Dick what was the guy's name?

Dick: balcony guy? ....shit, i dunno.

Jason: how could i fucking forget- i swear to god i knew it, it was fucking. uhhhhh...

Damian: how could you forget your first kill?

Jason: I DIDN'T FUCKIN' KILL HIM! it was something like- Phil. or Philip something. Philip... Philip Garbanzo. nofuckwait-

Dick: *wheeze* Philip Garbanzo???

Tim, also laughing: Philip Garbanzo. Fredrick Totino.

Jason: yeah i shoved Freddy Pizzarolls off a balcony.

Dick: *another wheeze*

Damian: Felipe Garzonas, jackasses.

Jason: THAT WAS IT. THAT was his name, fuck i forgot!

Tim: so you didn't do anything... and Bruce just like... decided you were a murderer?

Jason: yeah, he- ok so admittedly i didn't take it very seriously at the time.

Dick: yeah from what I remember- *wheeze* i don't think any of us took it very seriously.

Jason: well- look in my defence i got to watch a rapist trip and fall off a balcony, of course i found it funny. and then B showed up and he was being all grave and shit like 'did you kill him?' and i was just like. crying with laughter on the floor.

Dick, slightly teary: yeah you know- you fucking know that after that mission when i visited you guys in Gotham and he told me about the case i started laughing too and he told me he thought i was a bad influence on you?

Jason: you're joking.

Dick: yeah he was like- he was like 'maybe if you were a better role model for the boy he wouldn't be turning out like this' and i outright laughed in his face.

Jason: ROLE MODEL? YOU DIDN'T ROLE MODEL SHIT-

Dick: THAT'S WHAT I FUCKIN' SAID- WE BARELY TOLERATED EACH OTHER!

Tim: so wait. does B still think you killed pizza roll guy?

Jason: oh i stopped trying to convince him i didn't a long time ago. i'm like OJ little red, it's hysterical.

Tim: Jesus Christ.

Jason: every year on the death anniversary i send B a photo of me posing in front of his grave.

Damian: it's true, last week i, Batman, and Hood had a meeting on an abandoned balcony and when Batman perched on the edge, Hood waggled his finger and said 'ooooh, don't tempt me with nostalgia old man!' and-

Dick: *abrupt cackle*

Damian: -father got so mad he had to leave the roof to calm down for a minute.

Tim: i don't know why it would piss him off so much, like, you kill people all the time.

Jason: yeah but you never forget your first...

Tim: i thought you said you didn't do it.

Jason: mind your own business.

Damian: you couldn't even remember his name.

Jason: MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS.

*a few beats of silence*

Dick: *silently weeping*

Dick, breathy from laughter: Philip Garbanzo...

Jason, also laughing: FUCK- OFF

[over-the-red-hood]

everybody say thank you James Gunn

[papayafromtv]

conversations overheard through the batkid com lines pt 1

Jason: yeah me and B are on ok terms now,

Dick: oh you guys are getting along-?

Jason: well we’re doing ok, I’m not mad at him anymore.

Dick: thought you wanted him to kill the Joker?

Jason: i did, but then like last week i went to the manor and i saw him smash the coffee machine with a hammer because it didn’t fill his mug enough; and i just don’t think he’d be a good killer.

Dick: *light wheeze* because he broke the coffee machine?

Jason: well it was just- *cracked grin* he gets- he gets angry, you know? and he’s not good at self control? like that machine did nothing and he just destroyed it. and i was just thinking about how, like, he decided that adopting kids was an acceptable thing to do, and now he has like eleven of us,

Dick: *silent cackles*

Jason: like he can’t see a kid without thinking ‘wonder if i can draft this one’. i think if we managed to convince him killing was ok it wouldn’t go well. he’d just keep doing it.

Dick: *through laughter* because of no self control?

Jason: yeah, like once he crosses that line he’d probably step over it at any minor inconvenience. he gets addicted and he gets mad at a lot of things.

Dick: so B shouldn’t kill?

Jason: no.

Dick: but you can?

Jason: well i- *wheeze* i have practice honing the rage, i don’t kill for stupid reasons. *pause* apart from that one time.

Dick, audibly amused: what time?

Jason: i sneezed and accidentially pressed the trigger.

Dick: *loud cackles*

Jason: i felt bad, man, like his cat was there-

Dick: *falls off his chair*

Jason: how are you this apathetic.

Dick: is that where Damian’s new cat came from?

Jason: it’s not like i could just leave it there!

Dick: i thought i saw trauma in it’s eyes. it had that wartime stare.

Jason: the blood spattered right across its fur. i had to bathe it.

Dick: Damian thinks it has anxiety

Jason: anxiet- dude it has more than anxiety, it has fucking PTSD-

Dick: *wheezes harder*

[cobble-stone]