A Blog, or Something Like It

Apprentice Tech-Priest, Professional Big Gay Baby, Lead Singer of Electropriest

[overdevelopedid]

Made a new Tumblr account so my main blog wasn’t my porn blog.

Gonna be deleting this one in a day or so, so if you want to continue following me, do so here: https://nerindil981.tumblr.com/

[overdevelopedid]

Made a new Tumblr account so my main blog wasn’t my porn blog.

Gonna be deleting this one in a day or so, so if you want to continue following me, do so here: https://nerindil981.tumblr.com/

[nukachemistry]

dungeons and dragons

expectations: lord of the rings, elder scrolls, game of thrones, etc

reality: It’s Always Sunny in The Forgotten Realms

[trilllizard666]

The Gang Fucks Up The DM’s Carefully Plotted Tale Of Political Intrigue

[trilllizard666]

honestly that whole “villain tries to intimidate a hero by putting a hand against the wall next to them trying to trap them” thing just isn’t that intimidating at all

it looks like a fuckin porno opening every time

like they finna make out

[moontouched-moogle]

Trying to fuck the hero is one heck of a power move though, you’ve gotta admit

[letssaynotonormal]

Tumblr: Boycott Coco! It’s made by white people and is offensive to Mexicans!

Meanwhile, in Mexico:

[averagefairy]

ok can we agree that the WORST feeling is when you’re just sitting around consciously procrastinating and you’re just overly aware that each second that passes is more time wasted and you like watch hours pass and you’re STILL procrastinating and you CANT STOP and your panicked brain is trapped inside a body that refuses to be productive and inside you’re screaming but outwardly you’re just eating chips 

[pietriarchy]

EA apparently removed the refund button for star wars battlefront II because too many people are cancelling their orders 

[overdevelopedid]

>2017

>Preordering

[chaarmandeeer-deactivated201904]

[effigyofubiquity-deactivated202]

Okay.

[nojillnolife]

[towritelesbiansonherarms]

iconic

[stigmartyr762]

Brutal

[ayellowbirds]

the greatest line in the history of villainous roles.

[lennythereviewer]

Trope Namer

[thegleampt2fromtheglowpt22001]

JUNKRAT has become CATHOLIC is the new phrase i will be unable to get out of my head for all time because of that post

[thegleampt2fromtheglowpt22001]

Patch Notes 11/11/17: 

Junkrat is now Catholic

[thegleampt2fromtheglowpt22001]

[oreganotheonly]

what the fuck was he before the patch?

[oppa-homeless-style]

australian

[action52]

he didnt like it

[powerburial]

ive gotta get one of those sauce vacuums

[bitchycode]

[jonhelp-deactivated20190430]

yo fam why she call her dad “Daddy” 

[mitochondiva]

… maybe it’s because he’s her father idk just a guess

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

You thots have so perverted the word “daddy” that you don’t even recognize it in its proper context.

[powerfulwizard]

I can’t think of a single Blizzard series that doesn’t have the big guy with a hook

[powerfulwizard]

gutterhob uses a lot of WoW models so that means i’m obligated to eventually include a big guy with a hook, maybe i’ll combine them all together 

[thewomenandthechildren]

starcraft has no hook characters, nor does diablo

[powerfulwizard]

Don’t ever question me again, insect

[bayoubastard-deactivated2022121]

i dont understand any of this nerd shit but that last one got NO hooks

[powerfulwizard]

How dare you question me you insignificant bag of meat

[bayoubastard-deactivated2022121]

NEITHER ONE OF THOSE ARE HOOKS

[powerfulwizard]

[bayoubastard-deactivated2022121]

THATS NOT A HOOK THATS A HARPOON!!

A HARPOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[powerfulwizard]

A harpoon is a kind of hook you pantomime fucking buffoon

http://www.whalecraft.net/Harpoons.html

[ddestr0yedd-deactivated20180403]

shit is heating up in the big dude holding a hook discourse

[beetnelson]

[zachsilberberg]

It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia (dir. David Lynch, 2013)

[brittany-murphy]

i cant believe you made its always sunny look like some indie film

[daveocean]

need this to be deleted

[artissimo]

sister of sleep by emilis emka Spectrum 2: The Best in Contemporary Fantastic Art

[exoergic]

Friendship is the BEST idea!

[lissanaria-deactivated20220607]

This will never not be hilarious to me.

[backfromrlyeh]

Junji Ito