st incorrect quotes

[overheardatthesquawk]

mike: the i got kicked out because apparently i’m “arrogant” and “rude” and “mike”. the last one’s just my name, but you should hear hopper’s tone

[overheardatthesquawk]

will: i don’t have enough money to pay the rent… what am I going to do? :(

mike: well, i’m sure we can figure something out… ;)

lucas: can you guys stop roleplaying during monopoly?

[overheardatthesquawk]

will: can we order takeout?

steve: what did jonathan say?

will: he said no

steve: then why are you asking me?

will: ‘cause he’s not the boss of you

steve, internally: this is a trap this is a trap this is a trap—

[overheardatthesquawk]

will: hostage or not, sometimes it’s nice being held

vecna: …damn are you okay like

[overheardatthesquawk]

max: please. no one thinks el’s my girlfriend

will to the entire group: raise your hand if you thought el was max’s girlfriend

everybody: *raises their hand*

max:

max: el, put your hand down

[overheardatthesquawk]

mike: if i ever did anything to hurt will, i wouldn’t be able to live with myself

jonathan: you wouldn’t have to. i would kill you.

[knightmars]

Will never found who cheered

[overheardatthesquawk]

mike: nancy, will and i have to tell you something. we’re dating

nancy: you could do so much better

mike: don’t say that, i love him!

nancy: i was obviously talking to will

[overheardatthesquawk]

max: has anyone, at any point in your life, told you that they loved you?

el: does mike count?

max: yes

el: then no

[kidovna]

bylerlumax picnic double date (summer of ‘94)

happy valentines day!

[overheardatthesquawk]

psychic: *reading mike’s mind*

mike’s mind: will will will will will will will will will will will will will will will will will will will will will will will will will

psychic: what the fuck

[overheardatthesquawk]

max: *wearing a cool outfit*

el: i wish i could pull that off

max: go ahead

el: what?

max, sweating: what

[overheardatthesquawk]

*during a fight*

max: hey, mike

mike, staring off into the distance: will used to call me that too

max: everyone calls you that! that’s your name!

[overheardatthesquawk]

mike: there’s only one thing worse than dying

mike: *rips paper off to reveal the words ‘Will dying’* boom

will, nodding: me

mike: NO

[overheardatthesquawk]

mike: shit, i cut my finger

will: oh no! do you want me to kiss it better?

mike: does that work?

will: i mean, my mom used to do it for me

mike: and… you’ll do that for any other injuries i might acquire?

will: uh, sure?

*later*

mike: i need you to punch me in the mouth

jonathan, immediately getting up: finally

[overheardatthesquawk]

jonathan, giving a speech at byler’s wedding: i used to think there was no man good enough for will in this world

mike:

mike: “but”…?

jonathan: but nothing, i stand by that

[overheardatthesquawk]

mike: alright, WHOEVER FUCKING ATE MY LEFTOVER IS GOING TO—

will: i’m sorry mike, it was me :(

mike: …is going to be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance