st incorrect quotes

[overheardatthesquawk]

will: i don’t have enough money to pay the rent… what am I going to do? :(

mike: well, i’m sure we can figure something out… ;)

lucas: can you guys stop roleplaying during monopoly?

[overheardatthesquawk]

will: can we order takeout?

steve: what did jonathan say?

will: he said no

steve: then why are you asking me?

will: ‘cause he’s not the boss of you

steve, internally: this is a trap this is a trap this is a trap—

[overheardatthesquawk]

will: hostage or not, sometimes it’s nice being held

vecna: …damn are you okay like

[overheardatthesquawk]

max: please. no one thinks el’s my girlfriend

will to the entire group: raise your hand if you thought el was max’s girlfriend

everybody: *raises their hand*

max:

max: el, put your hand down

[overheardatthesquawk]

mike: if i ever did anything to hurt will, i wouldn’t be able to live with myself

jonathan: you wouldn’t have to. i would kill you.

[knightmars]

Will never found who cheered

[overheardatthesquawk]

mike: nancy, will and i have to tell you something. we’re dating

nancy: you could do so much better

mike: don’t say that, i love him!

nancy: i was obviously talking to will

[overheardatthesquawk]

max: has anyone, at any point in your life, told you that they loved you?

el: does mike count?

max: yes

el: then no

[kidovna]

bylerlumax picnic double date (summer of ‘94)

happy valentines day!

[overheardatthesquawk]

psychic: *reading mike’s mind*

mike’s mind: will will will will will will will will will will will will will will will will will will will will will will will will will

psychic: what the fuck

[overheardatthesquawk]

max: *wearing a cool outfit*

el: i wish i could pull that off

max: go ahead

el: what?

max, sweating: what

[overheardatthesquawk]

*during a fight*

max: hey, mike

mike, staring off into the distance: will used to call me that too

max: everyone calls you that! that’s your name!

[overheardatthesquawk]

mike: there’s only one thing worse than dying

mike: *rips paper off to reveal the words ‘Will dying’* boom

will, nodding: me

mike: NO

[overheardatthesquawk]

mike: shit, i cut my finger

will: oh no! do you want me to kiss it better?

mike: does that work?

will: i mean, my mom used to do it for me

mike: and… you’ll do that for any other injuries i might acquire?

will: uh, sure?

*later*

mike: i need you to punch me in the mouth

jonathan, immediately getting up: finally

[overheardatthesquawk]

jonathan, giving a speech at byler’s wedding: i used to think there was no man good enough for will in this world

mike:

mike: “but”…?

jonathan: but nothing, i stand by that

[overheardatthesquawk]

mike: alright, WHOEVER FUCKING ATE MY LEFTOVER IS GOING TO—

will: i’m sorry mike, it was me :(

mike: …is going to be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance

[elcorhamletlive]

in the good timeline lucas and chance become friends in season 4 because lucas should be able to make a real friend in the team. and because he and max are broken up and now he's popular, suddenly there's a lot of girls looking at his direction, and chance gives him tips on how to flirt and properly hit on a girl. except chance is incredibly smooth, nothing phases him, and lucas (who blushes and looks away when the cheerleaders giggle at him) is in awe of this guy who can get any girl he wants without sweating--"how do you do this? do you not get nervous?" and chance, who has never felt flustered while flirting with a girl in his life and has kind of always avoided thinking too much about why that is, is like "nervous? pfffff why would I ever be nervous."

then all the supernatural stuff happens, chance is a part of it because he follows lucas' lead (and maybe other jocks should too--lucas becoming the new team leader and captain is an outcome I'd like), and he meets will and after everything has quieted down they're all celebrating and will just smiles at chance and suddenly oh. oh that's how it feels like. and chance is blushing and stuttering and clutching his hands and not fully making sense as he asks if will wants to go for a movie sometime, someday, maybe with him? if he wants to? ha ha ha i know it sounds stupid so i don't know. maybe. just, as an idea? and lucas is watching his horrific lack of game in the background with his mouth wide open realizing he's been following a closeted case's advice on dating girls for like half the school year