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See I have the brain capacity of a termite which is; hey what was I supposed to be doing? Oh yeah, this

- Volta

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We see with our fifth eye

- Julian

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Portia: *stuffing money in a wallet*

Portia, to the wallet: Eat it!

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Julian: And then when I was... how old was I?

Asra: Don’t look at me; I don’t know how old you were

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Julian is the brother I never wanted

- Nadia

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Nadia: Who fucked this up?

Vlastomil: I did it, with my sand brain

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Asra: Stop ordering kid’s meals

Nadia: Sterilize

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I wish I had someone in love with me who wasn’t 16 years old

- Julian

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I don’t cry I lactate from my eyes

- Nadia

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Vlastomil: Do we have a spare hat here? I can’t find mine

Volta: Sorry I ate them

Vlastomil: Oh

Volta: Consume

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Some Arcana Cards Against Humanity

Julian

The Devil and Lucio

Lucio

Portia and Julian

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My fingers, they’re very weak. I felt stupid

- Portia

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Julian has an ass like a Gogurt tube; that is, to say, none at all

- Asra

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MC to Julian: Give me that juicy butt

Asra: Calm down, he doesn’t even have a butt

Julian: Hang on!!

Julian: *goes to the bathroom*

Julian, in the bathroom: God damnit!!

Nadia: Was that his realization that he doesn’t have a butt?

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I have the worst sunburn on my ass cheeks, because before now my ass has never seen the light of day

- Julian

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This floor has more curvature than your ass

- Asra to Julian

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Oh, you got some bad blood. Gotta get my box of leeches. Get my leech box

- Julian

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