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Capella: I feel like if I signed an NDA I’d still tell a few people… Like just a few of the girls probably, I don’t know.

Bachelor: The listening comprehension and overall common sense among the Town youth is piss poor.

Notkin: How dare you say we piss on the poor.

Eva, to Andrey: Oh, no coke for me, thanks. I just wanted to be in this tiny bathroom with you :-)

Albino: What is your darkest desire?

Sticky: I wanna stare at someone from across the street then disappear when a bus passes.

Clara: I can’t take it! I’m going to kill myself!

Katerina: [gasp] Not in the house; I have a book club coming over.

Capella: We should start addressing our friends like ‘Bestie Grace’ or ‘Bestie Taya’ the way nuns address each other as Sister Barbara, et cetera.

Clara: Mommy, what’s an iPad

Katerina: We DON’T use that word in this house. Play with worms.

Mark: My future lover is probably fake-laughing at their boyfriend’s lame jokes right now. Be patient, my love, a true clown is on the way.

Capella: Ohh, who has you smiling?

Grace: The voices in my head cracked a joke. Leave me alone.

Rat Prophet: I say the stupidest shit imaginable to whoever I want and get away with it

Clara: But at a cost.

Rat Prophet: No, I do it for free

Khan: You’d let your cat sleep with you?

Notkin: I’d let that motherfucker represent me in court.

Clara: One time my mom didn’t pay her drug dealer so Bad Grief kidnapped me for three days and fed me sandwiches until she paid him back.

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