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87 y/o woman: "Your black is white, but I'd still hire you." (wink)

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if only...

87 y/o woman: I wanna have you as my boss. You tell them; I'm having first pick!

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87 y/o woman: How do you feel, scary?

SLP: Why do you ask that?

87 y/o: Y'know, when you uh, hit the ball? (makes baseball bat gesture)

uhhhh what?

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87 y/o woman: You be careful! That's the word I want you to know. (wink)

:) such a sweetheart

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paraphasia of the day

"evangelines" for "blueberries"

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87 y/o woman: I like hot tea and good little pieces of Springfield or whatever.

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Today's paraphasia

"The Spanish liquid" for "milk"

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SLP: Are you thirsty?

84 y/o woman: I dunno, I think my tongue is.

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Paraphasia of the day

"angelo joo" for "orange juice"

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fun with sentence completion

SLP: You weigh yourself with a sc...

84 y/o woman: SKATEBOARD!

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my favorite new lady, who is a font of dementia-tinged wisdom

87 y/o woman: The heart is what makes everything happy, especially the mother that's always cookin'. (wink)

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SLP: Good morning!

87 y/o woman: Fifty dollars!

'kay.

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SLP: What Christmas songs do you like?

87 y/o woman: Well, if it were American, it would be something about flowers.

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87 y/o woman: I know that when I have a curse, I put out my hand and react with the SAME SOUND.

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88 y/o woman: (in response to chair alarm going off) "Alright. Quiet, little babies."

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my favorite 68 year old pt with broca's aphasia: Sometimes I can get flub a dub.

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trials of nectar-thick cranberry juice...

85 y/o woman: OOOOH! This tastes like WINE!

well, good. that'll help with compliance.

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