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I don't know what im doing but whats the fun in knowing 20 year old guy/college student from seattleish

[tatsandpussycats]

and they say black cats don’t photograph well!

[ma-rose-cherie]

[tatsandpussycats]

thank u for this addition. this kitty is perfect and i love them

[yandereye]

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[p0is0ngirlfriend]

me feeding the cats in minecraft salmon

[sympolite]

nothing tumblr could post on r/ambien will ever be as funny as this:

[epidaleacalamita]

[verygayandverytired]

i need everyone to listen to the sound griffin makes right here

[uiruu]

owah!

[badgrapple-deactivated20220614]

[famicom]

so we did that “get your server to sing a song” thing

[earthdad]

Bring Me The Boss Hog

[modern-politics111]

[myothertardisisonthemun]

[nube-1-deactivated20210117]

[northofcorpis]

That fuckin smile at the end

[bettsplendens]

To the worried person in the comments: 

No, a hummingbird’s heart will not stop if it stops moving. You’re possibly thinking of Spoink, which is a Pokemon that supposedly powers its heart by bouncing, and as such can’t stop moving. Hummingbirds don’t sit often because they’re busy looking for food, but they can and do sit. The females sit on eggs in nests, after all, and they do have to sleep. 

[sindri42]

Fun fact: the leg muscles of a hummingbird are so stripped down to save on weight that they cannot walk. They can step sideways along a branch or other perch, but they cannot go forward without taking flight.

However they absolutely do stop moving. In fact, hummingbirds hibernate! Overnight. Instead of sleeping. Because if they tried to sleep like a normal animal their hyperactive metabolism would mean that they starve to death before breakfast.

Unrelated fun fact: the primary Aztec god of war would take on the form of a hummingbird, and the souls of the bravest warriors were said to turn into hummingbirds in order to join him after death, presumably because every hummingbird is approximately four grams of pure concentrated asskicking which fears no man nor beast and will gladly throw down with somebody seventeen thousand times their size if offended.

[ubercharge]

this is a really cool post and i love seeing such a small bird but reading “No, a hummingbird’s heart will not stop if it stops moving. You’re possibly thinking of Spoink” killed me 

[fragglesystem]

he snaps his fingers and universal healthcare is immediately and successfully implemented

[porterr-robinson]

[nightmare-grass]

Why is this the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

[xxtc-96xx]

times they have-a changed 

[minrcrafter]

A rural village…

[robbydude]

[liechi]

how on fucking earth

[solarcitrus]

….I don’t remember drawing this but this is an accurate daily interaction with my cat

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

^ RELATABLE AF

[kahzu]

[511am]

Evolution of Nissan

[thetyrannosaur]

My cat does this before throwing up

[thydungeongal]

Use this as a battlemap in your next D&D game

[probablyevilrpgideas]

Give the dwarf’s player a private note explaining the battlefield is deeply slanted, and let them decide whether to let the other players in on it.

[wakewithgiggli]

Alternatively, use this one:

From Dyson’s maps

[thydungeongal]

Oh Fuck yes, Dyson Logos rules

[quinn-vica-deactivated20201222]

Reminds me of the Mobius Strip endless dungeon I’ve seen before. Directions HERE.

[thydungeongal]

I have the best kind of headache now

[gunsandfireandshit]

[catchymemes]

[wethekeegsta]

Please watch my mom’s cat LOVING this??

[flannel-beards-bikes]

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