Profesionální Zachumlánek

33 | jemi/zima | bílý heterosexuální muž shiny edice |

[overlyegoistic]

Just one small problem.

Sell their houses to who, Ben?

Fucking Aquaman?

- H(aiku)bomberguy

[valtsv]

i feel like if you stabbed an angel the blood trail would look like this

[amazoogle]

[kvothbloodless]

Hey. Hey!

[puke-ur-gutz]

[james-spooky]

grab your shirts everybody WE MADE IT!!!!!!!

[tgatbc]

[bigbigtruck]

ngl this is the only way i can see a comic through to completion, just do it how i want rather than trying to make anybody happy

[mustr-delikventu]

Rád bych vás upozornil na tento vrchol kinematografie

[lutheban]

Eridians dont know about time relativity and people are NOT talking about it enough imagine sending a person on a dangerous mission like 70 years ago and when they finally come back and they look like they only aged 10 of those years and tell you "oh yeah time just works different there" when you have no concept of that that is INSANE rocky explaining radiation to eridian scientists (already insane concept) and going "oh yeah btw time works differently in space" "what" "time works differently in space. what we thought would be a 16 years trip was only a 4 year trip for me, the solarians call it something like time-depending-of-position-in-space, is pretty trippy" "....WHAT"

[lesilence]

jsem tak kurevsky rada ze jsem stihla zachytit tento poklad protoze realne uz odpoledne to tam nebylo

[belldandye-blog]

A je tu opět ta chvíle, kdy se ničeho nebojící předseda zastane čestného prezidenta své strany. Nikdo se nemůže divit, že mu v srdci nezbývá místo pro loajalitu k nějakému jinému prezidentovi.

[spagety-s-kecupem-a-syrem]

Můj brácha: "Oni dva mi připomínají Horáčka a Pažouta v tom díle jak se zvětšili a vyhrožovali třídní učitelce že rozšlapou školu, pokud jim nedá vysvědčení se samými jedničkami."

[kocourmokroocko]

[carodejka]

já ti dám (affectionate)

já ti dám (threat)

já ti dám (affectionate/threat)

[kocourmokroocko]

já ti dám (pár tahů z trávy)

[myvalzpival]

já ti dám (podám ti žábu)

[nejsemzezplzne]

Pro začátek bych řekla, že nevim, kde kde k tomu moje sestra přišla, takže jestli je to známá věc, doufám, že mi odpustíte, ale já se o to nemám s kým podělit, takže tady máte:

Brečím nad tím už deset minut a muž nechápe a já to nedokážu vysvětlit

[magicmooshka]

my comic for terrible comic day 2026

[cheese24k]

[beawtybrat]

anjefkjdjhff 

[rose-valhalla-blog]

lol how they looked at each other when the song started like oh shit this our jam lolol

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

they are teenagers now

[k1ttyy-br41nss]

happy pride

[linddzz]

gotta be a term that isn't the dunning Krueger effect but is a kind of similar idea where the more deep scientists get into their topic and the more exhausted they get, the more likely they are to find stupid ways to describe things

[linddzz]

this post brought to you by a bunch of coral specialists at the end of a workshop voting to define coral, a complex animal, as "a rock with problems"

[aloisjirasekbignaturals]

a reminder that you can write whatever in your journal

[nonetoon]

Everyone meet just a normal goose :)

[nonetoon]

Glad you guys like this totally normal goose!

[nonetoon]

I am making everyone remember normal goose

[nonetoon]

Well, I can not find the original separate post of this so I’m just going to tack these on here

[bonivers]

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

[secondbeatsongs]

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask