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Jo ✩ girl-thing (they/she) ✩ adult (25)

[snoomfies]

snoopy pride flags :)

[aceofblades222]

This is so so incredibly important

[venndaai]

have you guys heard about the greenland shark. some crazy shit happening there.

[venndaai]

they are sexually mature at ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY YEARS OLD.

their (live!) young gestate for. wait for it. eight to eighteen (??) YEARS. can have up to 10 at a time. good grief.

longest lifespan of any vertebrate, up to five hundred years

toxic flesh

has giant eyes but is usually blind because of a weird little crustacean that's evolved to live on and eat their eyes. this doesn't seem to bother them much.

lives in deep cold water and has the lowest swim speed and tail-beat frequency for its size across all fish species. just generally lives life in extreme slow motion

largest genome of any shark

eats everything including moose and polar bears

ma'am you are delightfully strange and I'm privileged to share a planet with you

[fluorescentbrains]

this post prompted me to refresh my memory on Greenland Shark Facts and this detail about how they feed goes so hard

just vacuuming up their unsuspecting prey. whole !

[muffinlance]

Good news good news good news! Recent research suggests the eye parasites do NOT blind them!

Eye-opening research: Greenland sharks maintain vision for centuries through DNA repair mechanism

Dorota Skowronska-Krawczyk sits in her office, eyes fixed on the computer monitor in front of her. "You see it move its eye," says the UC Ir

I <3 you a normal amount Greenland sharks

[junebug-whimsy]

Recently discovered I can sort my likes from oldest to newest!! My first like was a selfie of yours @faeriefyyre 🥹 good times 💖

[uberfluss]

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

[isawken]

june vision board

[forestgreenlesbian]

knitted banners by freddie robins

[tiktoks-i-enjoyed]

[naamahdarling]

Hey kids, there is a loving trans adulthood waiting for you.

It's never "too late". The people I have met who started late have never regretted starting. They have been joyful about it once they did.

[ackaff]

I sent you omens and all kinds of signs please respond

[junglejim4322]

Why is literally everything ai everywhere make it stop I feel like the only alive person in a wax museum

[vetchtibbles]

I wish they made it even marginally possible to get a job like I’m so fucking sorry I don’t have a rare but also highly demanded skillset, an agreeable disposition, and the ability to survive off of three nickels a week I’m soooo sorry

[snoopyoftheday]

snoopy of the day

[stricatul]

one of my sexual fantasies is to have someone notice my absence and wonder about me

[hyenaswine]

based based based based based based based based based based based based

[pangur-and-grim]

[firstethicalpisces]

girl nothing is ever gonna be all the way together just enjoy the bits and pieces #yourfragments

[boringangel]

“What’s in my bra” by Gracie Collins(2024)