[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

No title available
TVSTRANGERTHINGS

Kaledo Art
šŖ¼

pixel skylines
Today's Document

JVL

Discoholic šŖ©
$LAYYYTER

ē„ę„ / Permanent Vacation
No title available
styofa doing anything

ā
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
sheepfilms
Show & Tell
Keni
Acquired Stardust
Sade Olutola

Product Placement

seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from Romania
seen from United States

seen from Canada
seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
seen from Canada
seen from United States
seen from Malaysia
seen from United States

seen from Australia

seen from France

seen from Malaysia

seen from China
@overnopeing
[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over
Arby's managers have the biggest cocks but McDonald's managers have pretty little ones
Just ordered Arby's because I started thinking about a thick heavy cock slapping down hard on a beef & cheddar
Being gay is awesome
knowing that the past tense of "hang" is "hanged" when it's a method of execution can be very entertaining because you'll be watching a horror movie and someone goes "local legend says a woman was hung in these woods" and you're like "š good for her I guess"
oh shit itās darkiplier!!!! save me secretary of defense james mattis!
if- if i could⦠somehow get myself to move in this suit i⦠i WWWWWwwWWWOULD
big fan of whatever the youth is doing to torment scientology buildings
they couldnt take the heat
cats will be sitting there next to a full bowl of food looking at you like "perchance if thou will grant me the smallest morsel of sustenance I may yet survive the cruelty of this cold night"
this sucks im going to kill (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) the president of the United States. (end statement)
hate when I type :) and this š fucker appears. Go away you evil soul
Didn't realize they made emergency thermal blankets for babies
It's scary to think about babies in an emergency but I guess it's a crazy world out there
Emergency baby
[Francisco de Goya]
water sports should be for adults too.me and the blokes at university should be allowed to shoot eachother with water guns
post cancelled I've been told the term i used already exists in english and that it means something Very Much Different. english is a wicked language that i regret learning
Itās extremely fucked up that some ppl try to make you feel stupid and immature for hoping for a better world. You say you want world peace and mfs think you need a pacifier; dawg, I just donāt want ppl dying from violence. This idea that ppl simply must die as casualties of war is misanthropic to say the least.
Thanks tumblr
You shouldnāt date or become serious friends/partners with someone if you canāt stomach the thought of being stuck in a car or train with them for 16 hours.
Hereās my logic:
You should be able to work together to solve unexpected problems like fixing a flat tire or getting lost in an unfamiliar station
You should feel comfortable and safe enough around this person that you can sit in comfortable silence
You should be able to keep each other interested and deal with each others boredom in a healthy way
If youāre gonna form a long term partnership with someone you should probably be able to tolerate each other while locked in a small box for a few hours
MEXICO WIN!!! FUCK AI!!!
i get thatās itās not always obvious when iām on my lunch but youād think people would notice not to bother me when iām hunched over eating a vegetarian burger like that bitch eating his son
hold on what is this gif
ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
FETCH ME NEIL
HAPPY BIG TWENTY NEIL
My dick curved to the right but my pussy curves to the left. Could this be the work of aliens?