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fml I went to LA for the weekend, met the hottest man I’ve ever seen, went on one perfect date with him and then he drove me to the airport.

oversizebuttonup

oh btw he is coming to visit me this weekend lol

HAHAHAHAHA I got an A+ in CONTRACTS…. The class that I hated the MOST

I was fully crashing out minutes before that final…. had to leave the study session because I couldn’t stop crying…. Am I secretly a contracts genius….?

#law school #1L #contracts law #sorry but turns out im a business bitch now apparently

My 23 year old boyfriend could easily take my 43 year old boyfriend in a fight.

#I love my boyfriends

newlyy

Not that I think all marriages are doomed but when deciding who to marry you should ask yourself “is this someone I’d want to divorce?” As in, is this someone I believe would be mature and fair, even when they’re upset and don’t particularly like me at the moment. Is this someone I could continue to trust while going through an adversarial process? And if the answer is no, don’t marry them.

#ok this is great advice for any relationship tho

status-quo-hater

I think one of the funniest abortion stances I've heard was from my parents neighbor. He's a like, hard-core libertarian viking larper guy who is very tall and very fat and very bald.

He believes a fetus is human with a soul, but also its "basically attacking the woman's body" so if she wants to get rid of it, that's "basically self-defense". He compared it to shooting a home invader. So he supports abortion not as healthcare, but as killing a baby in self-defense

#fwiw this is a legitimate argument #like my reasons for supporting abortion are somewhat different #but this is a reasonable argument that has been used by the pro choice movement #I think I’ve seen a law review article from this position

slimegargoyle

in the beginning, the trump assassination attempts were spaced by twenty four weeks. then twelve, then six, then every two weeks. the last one, at the white house, was a week. in four days we could be seeing a trump assassination attempt every eight hours until they are coming every four minutes. we should witness a double event within seven days,

fml I went to LA for the weekend, met the hottest man I’ve ever seen, went on one perfect date with him and then he drove me to the airport.

#idk how to explain this without losing my mind #he is so cute and so ripped #I got overwhelmed by how hot he is and he couldn’t stop blushing

Putting “union organizer” on my resume because this is the second time I’ve built a coalition of women who were screwed over in vastly different ways by the same guy

#last time I said that we were doing John Tucker must die #but now I understand that we’re forming a union #we aren’t seeking revenge simply leveraging the power of collective bargaining #getting drunk with the girls on a Monday night isn’t irresponsible it’s solidarity

Not yo overshare but ..::. I AM IN A SITUATION

new conservative legal argument just dropped

life begins at conception

citizenship begins at birth: 14A clearly states that all persons "BORN or naturalized in the United States" are citizens*

therefore: an unborn fetus is a person, but it is not a citizen.

follows that any unborn fetus in the United States is non-citizen with no documentation. unborn fetus should be regarded as an enemy combatant INVADING U.S. territory.

state abortion bans are basically equivalent to immigration sanctuary laws; pregnant people have not only the right, but the duty to terminate the pregnancy.

*Note: the Trump admin's challenge to birthright citizenship does not dispute the conventional plain meaning of the text that citizenship is related location of birth. It only attempts to limit the universe of babies born in the U.S. that receive citizenship, in no way does it try to deny the link between birth and becoming a citizen.

#birthright citizenship #constitutional law #conservative legal movement #real legal arguments #found a major loophole in dobbs guys