Coat pants
It's weird. I made this tumblr because I have all kinds of stuff to say since I'm constantly thinking and since most of my thoughts are probably too crazy or stupid for the vast majority of people that I encounter to be interested in. Yet here I am racking my brain for what the hell I want to write about. So now you're reading a cliched post about not knowing what to write about.
So it just dawned on me to write about my brilliant invention idea. So sometimes if you live in somewhere that isn't Texas it gets really cold outside. You have tons of clothing options for these occasions and lots of them look really good. Like, seriously, jackets and shit look pimp as hell. But no matter how many jackets you wear or how much warm clothing you put on you are still faced with the problem of your legs being cold. Now, you're probably wearing jeans or something because most other pants just look stupid and jeans go with everything.
So, still with me? You put on coat pants. They're the second most brilliant thing I've ever come up with. They're jeans but on the inside they have wool. Fucking tight, yeah? The wool on the inside keeps your legs and butt and genitalia warmed while the outside looks like jeans so you don't look like a social pariah. Take that parents, I'm gonna get rich off this idea one day.