Memewatch

ayy fam. Kevin / 19 / likes overwatch too much / im everyone trash

[redarsonal-deactivated20201107]

talon agents: *minding their own fucking business*

sigma: Ẁ̸̨̱̫̮͙͇̯̅̕H̴̞̮͚͕̪͊̎̊̀̈́̐A̷̞̰͈̒Ţ̸͇̏ ̶̧̠̯̬̦̖̼͔̈I̵̠͑͛͐̅̚S̷̩̠͉̩̗̹͐̽̑̈́̍́̀ ̸̣̣͎̲͎̙͂̔͝Ţ̷̮͎͈̹͙̺̇̀̔̇̋͘H̶͈̓̂̽͋̀À̵̭̞͎͚͒̚͠T̸̻̰̫͓̞̯̓͐͒̏̓̚ ̶͔̠́̎̇̓͒̑M̵̮̠̘͂̉͠Ę̷̛̠͎͓̏̿̇L̷̩͔̙͍̕Ơ̴̳̥̩̩̫̪̬̫̄͌̆̄̕D̶̻̠̭̝͖̹͐Ỳ̶̫͔̻͉

talon agents:

[wallabby]

Does it bug anyone else that skin for DVA that was going to “break the internet” is a schoolgirl outfit

[whitewashedhanzo]

overwatch: psa so we’ve done some internal investigations concerning these allegations of human experimentation and eugenic practices within our science department

mercy, feeding genji through a tube as she reads her emails:

overwatch: and we’ve come to the conclusion that moira is guilty and she’s since been transferred to blackwatch

mercy:

[truckfuckerdva]

[baebyeolbe]

[24ozsteak]

ive never been around long enough to watch an online game slowly phase out and die and its such a surreal feeling

[24ozsteak]

honestly youre right. the only people who are really still playing are masters (but mostly gm) and above/OWL players and watchers. nothing matters unless youre doing whatever the pro players are doing and you cant just play the game to have fun

[nitewrighter]

“...after what happened with Reinhardt.”

Okay so during the archives preview, Sojourn says, “I know you’re hesitant about sending the strike team out again after what happened with Reinhardt,” and my first thought was, “Oh Reinhardt probably got injured or something.” But then I remembered some dialogue from Sombra…

And some other dialogue from Bastet

I’m thinking the dialogue is adding up that Reinhardt probably fucked up big time and left Overwatch in disgrace. 

[fandomriderx-1]

He was too dummy thicc

[nitewrighter]

Reinhardt, shouting at 120 Decibels: MORRISON. I AM TRYING TO SNEAK AROUND, BUT I AM TOO DUMMY THICC, AND ZE CLAP OF MEIN ARSCH CHEEKS KEEPS ALERTING TALON.

[incorrect-overwatch-quotations]

Reyes: All right, give me your hair dryer.

Ana: What? What are you talking about?

Reyes: Don’t you carry one in your purse?

Ana: Have you ever met a human woman?

Reyes: Fine, let me ask Reinhardt.

Reyes: Hey Rein, do you carry a hair dryer with you?

Reinhardt: Of course! I’m not an animal.

Submitted by surprisepeach

[incorrect-overwatch-quotations]

[Mercy’s home alone]

Reaper: *creeping up behind her*

Mercy, loudly: I hope no one’s about to kill me, because I’m thinking about making cookies later!

Reaper, pausing: ...

Reaper: ...What kind?

[boladraws]

[sinnos]

No one:

Dairy queen employee:

[wengoku]

tracer: *sneezes*

sombra, invisible nearby: bless you

tracer: god?

[hokage]

[bluebloodtanuki-bbt]

Not exactly the reunion they were expecting.

[incorrect-overwatch-quotations]

McCree: If the dark side had tacos, I’d totally abandon everything and join them.

Sombra: Just for tacos?

McCree: And some hot aliens. I’d jump on the first sexy alien holding a platter of tacos, hands down.

Sombra [taking notes]: Tacos…hot aliens…anything else?

[dankmemeuniversity]

[numbersixithink]

 can i get a uhhhhhhhhhh

forbidden honey

slORP

[cat-bat]

@wyrmforge

[lycanthropanic-deactivated20251]

Dip some a that shit in my tea and the depression is soothed away

[beepadoobop]

If you dropped some in your tea it would form a prince Rupert’s drop, and if you bit it it would shatter in your mouth, likely killing you

[ghiraheeheeheem]

[spiroandthelacktones]

[luciosleftnut]