FORD ACTIVATED

D.Va 🐰19 🐰 eatin grits and suckin clits 🐰 my other ford is a silverado

[mrsbandicoot-deactivated2021061]

moira is junkrats mother. she made him in a lab kinda like the powerpuff girls but shitty

[truckfuckerdva]

[homophobicmccree]

yo, can't you guys call mercy so she revives him?

who

[truckfuckerdva]

who

[homophobicashe]

clearing out my dead husbands thangs any of y'all want this broken flashlight i found under the bed?

[homophobicashe]

wait... this ain't

[homophobicashe]

AAAAAAa,, AAAAaAAAAA.AA,,AAA

[crackheadhanzo]

Does the flashlight not work or something? Or is it just an ugly color since it has made you scream like this

[truckfuckerdva]

the flashlight was his girlfriend longer than ashe was

[homophobicashe]

hey @ miss amelie lacrosse how long after mr widowmaker kicked the bucket did it take for y'all’s life insurance check to clear. mama wants a sun taaan and there’s couple of piña coladas in the bahamas with our names on em. what do y'all say? 😂🤠💀🤭🤑😇

[homophobicashe]

BOB i said PRIVATE message

[homophobicashe]

Cowboys get pegged as shallow a lot, but in my REAL LIFE experience, city slickers are more shallow than cowboys. 

A lot of the cowboys I’ve talked to don’t care if a horse has some extra weight, or is taller than them, or doesn’t have flawless skin. And even more cowboys prefer horses who don’t wear a lot of ranch dirt. (Not that I’m saying ranch dirt is bad, I love ranch dirt.)

I’ve noticed a lot of city slickers, on the other hand, won’t ride horses who are shorter than them (that’s a really popular one), or they have some other physical standard they expect. 

Yet we ostrich size cowboys who have standards and applaud city slickers who do. Those cowboyce are shallow while those city slickers are strong independent “don’t need no horsie” types. 

The hypocrisy is pretty amusing, to say the least

[truckfuckerdva]

[homophobicmccree]

Hi to Jesse’s followers- this is Gabriel, his father.. Sad news. Jesse McCree died last week after he threw an ice cream at an oncoming cyclist with rainbow shoelaces, causing them to knock into him, and fall off the perilous cliff he was standing next to. I will keep this blog up in my son’s memory. He is survived by his wife @homophobicashe . I would appreciate some privacy during this difficult time.

[homophobicashe]

he died as he lived y'all, fighting the fight against heterophobia. rest in piece my sweet brave country boy 😓 the funeral service is tomorrow at ten. please wear your’re fanciest assless chaps. it’s what jesse would’ve wanted.

[crackheadhanzo]

Say hi to Genji for me also rest in piece

[truckfuckerdva]

[truckfuckerdva]

dee hee

[truckfuckerdva]

[truckfuckerdva]

dee hee

[truckfuckerdva]

[pissvortex]

pisses so hard i lift off the ground like in super mario sunshine

[truckfuckerdva]

[clownimages]

[gullethead]

bee movie but every character is voiced by hanzo shimada

[aesthdeadic]

alright since im so inactive lately just have this

[whitewashedhanzo]

epic dva skin where literally the only thing thats different about her is that shes wearing this shirt over her meka jumpsuit 

[truckfuckerdva]

[ommanyte]

I exit the car to look for my boyfriend

Man: door Hand: hook Car: door