WTH is a Hufflepuff

[overweightedunicorn-blog]

How guys think girls act around each other: OMG I love your shoes (*call the fashion police*) You are so pretty!! (*if you put your head inside a bag*) Bye :D (*u gonna be so embarrassed when you discover that you seated on bird poop*)

How girls act around each other: Holly fuck where did you get that sweater? Give it to me now!!! (*i must have it*) I hate you, why do you look so cute? You slept like three hours (*seriously what is wrong with me*) You good (*there is no trace of blood in your jeans*)

[overweightedunicorn-blog]

Girls problems

Has period for 2 months , and it’s late: OMG, can I be pregnant??????

Is a virgin and has no bf, and it’s late: AM I PREGNANT???

Has a bf but they didnt had sex yet, and it’s late: I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN WHAT AM I GONA DO????

Takes the pill and uses condom everytime, and it’s 1 day late: OMG  Im pregnant aren’t I???

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

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someone: holy fuck guys. i just slightly slowed down this arctic monkeys song and im LOSING my MIND!

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[acoolguy]

instead of Friends they should’ve called it Friends & Ross

[acoolguy]

every conflict the Friends had to face was directly the cause of Ross

[acoolguy]

just saw an episode where chandler was trying to give joey money since he was struggling financially but joey was too proud to take it so chandler made up a gambling game where joey always won so chandler could give him money without him knowing. perfect example of two great Friends. then joey, confident with his skills in the game, goes to ross to play with him and loses it all to ross. joey tells chandler and he goes to ross and explains the situation and how the game was fake and asks for his money back but ross wouldn’t give it back. just one of the many examples of ross being a worthless piece of shit

[glitterspray]

I just watched the episode where Rachel hires a male nanny, Sandy, who is perfectly qualified and experienced. All of the friends love him including Joey who says that he is ‘learning so much’ from him. Except of course Ross who is a dick to Sandy the entire episode just because Ross doesn’t think being a nanny is a man’s job. Ross even went as far as to ask if he was gay in the job interview which I’m pretty sure is a big no-no. Ross eventually ends up firing Sandy purely because he’s a man in a female dominated job and because he thinks is too sensitive which is hilarious because the only sensitive one here is Ross and his fragile masculinity.

[lyriumandbiotics]

What about the one where Ross gets upset because his two year old son wants to play with a Barbie? He spends the entire episode trying to convince him that G.I. Joe is better.

[mephistos-cafe-lattes]

How about the part where Rachel got a dream job in Paris, and fuckboy Ross who had treated Rachel like shit in the past, decided to try and win her back at the airport when he should have just let her go to her dream job. 

[overweightedunicorn-blog]

And no one understands why i hate ross

[onlinecounsellingcollege]

When we place more value on what other people think of us than on what we think of ourselves, it’s a formula for misery.

Suzanne Selfors (via onlinecounsellingcollege)

[pugking-deactivated20200807]

[overweightedunicorn-blog]

I will never understand fat shaming. People just assume that you just eat like a pig and dont want to make the effort. Nobody ever says maybe (s)he's depressed and needs help to heal. When people lose weight really fast thats what happens. But if you gain, you get nothing more than "you should diet", " why dont you exercise", "do you want to be fat and lazy all your life?"

[sheisrecovering]

Thoughts are not facts. Don’t believe everything you think.

[deep-space-diver]

You know what doesn’t fuck around?

Australian children’s books on animals

[camwyn]

The children’s TV series Peppa Pig ran an episode in 2012 that incited an Australian viewer complaint; the viewer said that the episode’s content was inappropriate for an Australian audience because it said that spiders were not to be feared.

The Australian Broadcasting Corporation thought about it a bit, agreed, and ordered it removed from online access as well as banning it from ever being shown in Australia again.

[tobythekitty]

[overweightedunicorn-blog]

When I'm not in the mood Me:we're not gonna do it Him:but why.... Me: okay, ill blow you When he's not in the mood Him: im too tired Me: come on, but i want too Him: sorry, not gonna happen

[overweightedunicorn-blog]

Do you want to find someone who makes you happy ? Go in to a mirrow. Go on a ride with a friend, or alone. Look at things like flowers and animals, and kids smiling, and old people being fun, do you feel that? Thats happiness. Happiness is not something that will last forever when you have it. Happiness is a feeling. Sure, if your partener gives you roses out of the blue or whatever you're thinking its gonna happen when you find that person you'll feel happiness. But if your searching for someone for that chances are you gonna be disapointed. Find things you can do to make you feel happy. Just let yourself absorve all the things that are beautiful in this world. When the person for you arrives in your life it will. Dont make yourself sad because it still hasnt come

[overweightedunicorn-blog]

Maybe people go insane cause they found a way to leave their body without having to die

[overweightedunicorn-blog]

Im the kind of person that feels bad for making someone feel bad because im sad because they unintendedly hurted me.

[andreii-tarkovsky]

[overweightedunicorn-blog]

Boyfriend *says something sweat to make me feel better about something* My heart *melts* : aww, he must really love me My irrational brain: but wait a sec, he goin to a partay later. What if he's planning on doin somethin ? My racional brain: shut up , we know him. He's a good person, he wouldnt do anything like that. IB: OK, but what if he got drunk and do it, and blame it on the buzz? RB: he is 22 and he has never touched a drop of alchool. And even if he was drinking tonight, and something did happened he would blame himself, you would know it was the alchool, so it would suck but you would understand. Besides, its his birthday, let the man have fun. IB: OK, but what if(...)

[overweightedunicorn-blog]

Does anyone think they are actualy going crazy because of anxiety? I always had this crazy irracional fears and now they are so intensify!