Absolute God Mode

[animalwoonz]

[toddreu-deactivated20191220]

She’s helping

[lottiesquishhugs]

the main theme of the 2005 movie robots: capitalism leads to uniformity, crushing of innovation and creativity, and the killing off of the poor who cant afford to live

the rest of robots: look at this robots gigantic ASS

[mocksyoucondescendingly]

[honeygordo]

[enfant--terrible]

[notliterallyunbelievable-deacti]

People falling for Clickhole is even funnier than people falling for the Onion becuase Clickhole doesn’t even ATTEMPT to sound convincing like the Onion does.

[ai-yo]

Clickhole liked the tweet

[anon-13]

Allie Long eating the lawsuit in city hall is a whole ass mood

[hustlerose]

ouch i think i broke my vagina bones 

[hustlerose]

OH SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[963694634758p7p69696-deactivate]

we can just post whatever we want on this site and no one will question it huh

[hustlerose]

yes

[insertcoolnamehereplease]

Fixed it

[reparrishcomics]

[alexander]

When they finally restock the local CVS with extra small condoms.

[mexiho]

If you’re not willing to suffocate to death eating your girls pussy don’t even waste her time

[there-is-still-some-liquor-left]

me: [minding my own business, chewing an object]

god: …what are you eating?

me: [starts chewing faster]

god, rising: NO.

[he tries to pry open my jaws as to confiscate the object. i bite him. i am cast out from eden.]

[afloweroutofstone]

Shoutout to the U.S. embassies in Austria, Chile, India, and South Korea who have directly ignored orders from the Trump administration in flying the pride flag

[bendingsignpost]

They’ve found really clever workarounds, as they were banned from flying the pride flag on the flag pole. 

They aren’t ignoring orders: they are obeying the orders to the exact letter.

[photosynthesisprototype]

[thebootydiaries]

wow not gonna name any names but SOMEBODY (me) needs 2 calm down!!!!

[batboyblog]

This Pride don’t forget your brothers and sisters fighting for their rights all over the world. 

[goldring]

HELL FUCKING YEAH fucking PARTY

[vulvva-deactivated20200910]

[heroinchic-deactivated20131230]

[fuckosexual]

i crave affection!!!!!!! someone please hug me for 3 days straight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!