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[overyourcolddeadbody]

"For whatever we lose (like a you or a me), It's always our self we find in the sea."

[overyourcolddeadbody]

"For whatever we lose (like a you or a me), It's always our self we find in the sea."

[sheholdsyoucaptivated]

[jedinerds]

star wars ideas that are better than the han solo movie will ever be:

Ahsoka Tano movie.

the real politicians of coruscant: in the style of the real housewives, but with the senators. set during the prequels.

rebels and x-wings: in the style of parks and rec/the office, but with the rebellion. starring poe dameron and bb-8 (subtitles for his beeps available)

Ahsoka Tano movie.

a dramatic telenovela about a young force user who discovers they are the child of a jedi master so they join the order so they can find out who that jedi master is and the collective what-the-fuck episodes where they think it’s YODA. it’s not Yoda obviously, and Yoda is actually also revealed to be THE VILLAIN in the middle of the plot, while pushing someone down the stairs for no reason

AHSOKA TANO MOVIE

“Hi, my name is Anakin Skywalker and this is jackass”

ahsoka tano movie

[elexuscal]

Talking with writers online

Their stories: Amazing grammar, soaring vocabulary, beautiful imagery and prose which flows like a river.

In chats: no capitalisation or punctuation, swears like a sailor, misspellings everywhere, acronyms and abbreviations every five words, idek

[alwaysboth]

#listen #listen do u know how much braining it takes to make the words go? #it is a lot #it’s like wearing fancy clothes all day #and then when you’re at home and comfy #u just put on ur pj’s ( @feynites)

[sideponytailanimewife-blog-deac]

me at the gynecologist: is it poppin???? is it severe????

[crossroadswrite]

idk about you but i’m a sucker for the we just had sex and it’s the morning after and i woke up to an empty bed and how could i be so stupid of course you left me alone but wait you’re in my kitchen cooking me breakfast and i’m so relieved trope

[heavensghost]

[thoughtful-lisztomaniac]

if only it was as easy to just simply unlove you.

excerpt from a book i’ll never write #13 (via thoughtful-lisztomaniac)

[macyart]

My first time creating pixel art!! I love dan and phils pastel forms so much I had to draw them aahhh

[respectfulmemes]

[traumasuggestion]

I’m allowed to be angry about what happened. I am allowed to be angry about what you did.

[shittyidea]

Eat Nutella with chopsticks

[pinoffs]

he believes

[fakescience]

Safe Swimming

[overyourcolddeadbody]

Les Mis Characters as Things My Mom Has Said To Me

Valjean: Orange is the New Black is just lesbian porn with emotions

Javert: I will chase you to the ends of this earth just to slap you if you ever run away

Fantine: It pains me to see you ill but give me the fucking Theraflu

Cosette: Don't care about your allergies, these flowers brighten up the room

Enjolras: When I was your age I was dropping so much acid. I'm glad your teenage rebellion focuses on social justice, at least

Combeferre: I was valedictorian and had my Ph.D by 24, and you're telling me women can't be Pope?? How did I never know that?

Courfeyrac: (after I fainted while helping her plant) DON'T YOU DARE DIE IN MY GARDEN, FUCKER

Grantaire: You are going to die alone and miserable if you keep that cynicism up

Joly: (while I was in the hospital) I'm so glad, they have such good Jell-o here. I don't know what brand it is but I love it.

Bousset: I know I am not looking at you with a shaved head. I *know* you did not just shave your head in my fucking house...

Bahorel: Remember when I made you kickbox in 3rd grade and you broke your hand on day one?

Feuilly: She's a drug addict and a felon but she's your grandmother so give her the Vicodin

Jehan: When I was pregnant we really thought you were going to be a ginger

Marius: I actually dropped out of college for 3 days but then I panicked and went back

Eponine: It's good you're gay. Men are pigs. They'll marry you for your money and never do a single load of laundry, ever. Not one. I bet your father has no idea how to even work a washing machine. The gays don't have that problem

Montparnasse: (talking about a heart transplant her boyfriend was doing) Yeah so he stole this guy's heart and was elbow's deep in a lady's chest and made it home for dinner. He's a keeper

[quotemadness]

I love her and that’s the beginning and end of everything.

F. Scott Fitzgerald (via quotemadness)