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[ovoid-ovvie]

Friend: I'm literally a dog

Me: Does your culture view time as something that you travel through or something that travels towards you, and do you share the view of your culture or hold your own?

[ovoid-ovvie]

the existence of the name Annette implies the existence of a much larger Ann

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someone once threw a bunch of rings at me. it was a series of very near Mrs

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companies need to realise that sometimes people only want one month of a subscription and cancel it immediately and sometimes its not their fault and theres nothing they could have done better. so stop asking me if im sure

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I stare into the eyes of the drivers of oncoming traffic so that if they kill me, they have seen my face. This way, I have been humanised, and they will feel even more pain.

[ovoid-ovvie]

Trans guy coming out: hey can I be frank with you?

[junktastic]

My NSFW Catgirls zine.

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A couple weeks ago my HEMA instructor referred to inviting someone to attack you as a "pickup line" and the first thing that came to my mind was

"Hey baby," *performs a mediaeval longsword technique, killing you instantly*

[mugfulis]

Giving head just got a whole new meaning

[ovoid-ovvie]

Oh my god you're right

And also thrusting hard!

[ovoid-ovvie]

A couple weeks ago my HEMA instructor referred to inviting someone to attack you as a "pickup line" and the first thing that came to my mind was

"Hey baby," *performs a mediaeval longsword technique, killing you instantly*

[freefallingup13]

Somebody please explain to me what HEMA is because all I can think of is this store in the Netherlands

[ovoid-ovvie]

Historical European Martial Arts, unfortunately it isn't store clerks training to use swords to fight off robbers

[ovoid-ovvie]

if you're tall enough, a claymore is a dagger

[ovoid-ovvie]

A couple weeks ago my HEMA instructor referred to inviting someone to attack you as a "pickup line" and the first thing that came to my mind was

"Hey baby," *performs a mediaeval longsword technique, killing you instantly*