Coffee, cats and gore

My name is Dani. These are the musings of someone who wants to know everything.

[dailyblep]

Sleepy tiger blep.

[tawkua-deactivated20230904]

[deactivated334879-deactivated20]

my cat just squashed himself into the funniest position ive ever seen but i couldnt get my phone to take a pic without moving him so i drew it

[bob-belcher]

Me: is this job really worth it????

My bills:

[ybcpatrick]

green day: i walk these empty streets on the boulevard of broken dreams when the city sleeps and i’m the only one and i walk alone

eight year old me:

[disappearingxgirl]

21 year old me: 

[myvalzpival]

10 year old Czech me with zero knowledge of English:

[dailyblep]

Striped caged blep

[surprisebitch]

omg i cant believe this is actually true

[radha-the-introvert]

It’s Fitzgerald ye damn heathens

[theinfiknight]

No it’s Fortnite look it up. Abraham PUBG Lincoln will back me up on this one

[hungry-joe]

[surprisebitch]

F

[this-cryptid-does-not-exist-dea]

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[ovarianeruption-deactivated2019]

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[seafoodmomma-deactivated2021121]

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[virtual-villain]

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[jimperbam]

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[milleniumplant]

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[klaiea]

fun fact!

the f in jfk was added later for respect

[biuebladesoftime-deactivated202]

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[rhaya-rose-deactivated20190425]

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[im-delirious]

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[lavenderlady1999]

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[corzev]

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[glitchedforest]

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[scp-963]

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[theace-of-clubs]

[surprisebitch]

nice

[thestormscrolls]

ok so this just hit me

humidifiers fill the air with water molecules from a source of water.

so what if someone filled a humidifier with holy water. would this essentially cleanse a room of all evil?

[asgardreid-deactivated20180407]

Either demons aren’t real, or demons are afraid because humans keep coming up with $40 solutions to demon problems.

[driflloon]

my experience as a girl has just been “I just wanna be beautiful” for 20+ years it really is the root of all evil

[romancandel-deactivated20231020]

12 yr old me was like “i don’t have depression i just don’t feel happy no matter what”

[dailyblep]

Sleepy lazy blep.

[pygmypouters]

these screenshots aren’t nearly as funny as pat’s actual delivery but i had to immortalize them somehow

[re-bee-key]

Ok but the entire video premise was so funny tho

[dailyblep]

Bleppin’ in a sunbeam.

[teddywestside]

[low-or-no-dyspho-ria]

Happy 2019 to all the lovely trans people who follow this blog. May 2019 be a year full of gender euphoria, acceptance, and love of all kinds.

[amengaga]

[surprisebitch]

@staff could learn a thing or two from Gaga

[memescomedy]

[yesterdaysprint]

Blah, Blah, Blah..

The Wichita Daily Eagle, Kansas, December 30, 1899

The Saint Paul Globe, Minnesota, March 2, 1905

The Tribune, Seymour, Indiana, July 13, 1909

The Atlanta Constitution, Georgia, May 13, 1912

The Evening Journal, Wilmington, Delaware, June 11, 1913

Woodson County Advocate, Yates Center, Kansas, August 6, 1915

The Guntersville Democrat, Alabama, June 22, 1921

Daily News, New York, New York, February 13, 1925

The Courier-Journal, Louisville, Kentucky, May 22, 1950

St. Mary and Franklin Banner-Tribune, Franklin, Louisiana, August 27, 1971