Owen J.

why am I awake? / / he/him / / rp blog

[owen-the-lumberjack]

Intro:

I have somehow been coerced into making a blog? Whatever this is?

My name is Owen, a lumberjack here in Oakhurst, although I suppose that title is a tad outdated.

Ask questions if you must, but keep in mind I do not owe you answers, nor my patience. (Looking at you avid)

☆ Timeline currently: post episode 8 ☆

Ooc: saw others creating and wanted to join in the fun! Anyone welcome, in or out of canon or character. Shipping welcome.

「Edit: I'm bringing this blog back to a more canon relevant version of Owen. Unless specified or implied I will answer with an ambiguous point in the timeline rather than specifically post ep8.

If you enjoyed the eldritch au version of Owen I had before I will be creating a second rp blog for him specifically and will have that linked here when it's up.」

Be nice, have fun. Rudeness out of character will get you blocked.

DMs open if you have questions or just want to talk.

Want to chat out of character, come ramble at me @/luckybyrdrobyn

Big list of RP blogs under cut

Other Owens:

@owen-of-oakhurst

@yourlocallumberjack

@oakhursts-curse

Scott:

@scottgoldsmith

@scott-goldsmith

Shelby:

@shelby-of-oakhurst

@v-shelbyshubble-v

@vampiresforbigfoot

@shelbythevampire

Pyro:

@vsmp-pyro

@pyrovscythe

@pyrovonscythe

@jackvonpyroscythe

Apo:

@4pokuna

@settingupanoutpost

Cleo:

@zombie-cleo-farmer

Avid:

@avids-vampire-testing-cell

@avidly-hunting

@avidbeliever

@eat-your-garlic

@avidhunt

@vampiresarerealdotorg

@thegreatestvampirehunter

Drift:

@detective-drift

Martyn:

@woodhurstmartyn

@martyn-woodhurst

Legundo:

@doctor-legundo-blog

@doctor-legundo

@savethebody

@the-sane-doctor

M (sausage):

@myth1calwriter

Ren:

@renhardt-dogmourne

@the-cursed-tongue

@renhardtdxgmourne

Pearl:

@your-favorite-pearl

@ilikewolfes

Abolish:

@paying-my-respects

@not-a-butler-abolish

@veylocke-on-a-cross

Louis:

@louis0ccult

Cherri:

@cherri-fire-of-the-vsmp-variety

[dughole]

i wish he would come down from heaven & kill every instagram fitness liquid diet ozempic green juice low calorie food blogger

[owen-the-lumberjack]

What's your middle name. Is it juice. Is your name juice.

Why would you think that?

And the J is for my last name anyway, not that I’m telling you what that is either.

[owen-the-lumberjack]

fine then *a raw steak sails through the air towards owen's face*

Who threw that?! When I get my hands on you...

[owen-the-lumberjack]

because i can

*throws a brownie at your face*

I thought you guys were improving with your "offerings". Seems I was wrong.

[owen-the-lumberjack]

here have some steak tartare

Right. ....

Why are you all suddenly feeding me?

[owen-the-lumberjack]

here have a cookie

Uhh, thank you?

You know I can't eat this right?

[owen-the-lumberjack]

headpats x999 regardless of consequences go

Do you know how many have fallen to my hand? And yet you insist on this ludicrousy.

[owen-the-lumberjack]

your opinion on scott

He takes too long.

[owen-the-lumberjack]

Take my cramps boy. You can pass them to someone else if you must you just gotta take them

I see. We're passing our issues along to the physically disabled. Send them to someone else.

[owen-the-lumberjack]

Quick ooc post: I will be trying to answer at least two asks a day if they are there. I may not do as many full scenes with people but am happy to remain open as an ask blog. Life has gotten busier for me and I'm not as deep in the vsmp/vsrp fandom as I used to be. I still love playing owen though, so will be hanging around.

[owen-the-lumberjack]

both you and the doctor very much have an "I can fix him" attitude

what's super hell like?

If I ever see the Doc again, it will be too soon.

[owen-the-lumberjack]

What do you think of bugs? The bugs like you.

I don't have any particular thoughts on the things. They mind their own business and I do mine.

[owen-the-lumberjack]

How do you actually get the questions we ask you?

Voices in your head? Pop-ups? A determined duck?

I was given this small communicator... thing... I displays the questions and pings incessantly until I answer.

I have yet to figure out how to kill it.

[owen-the-lumberjack]

would you actually kiss the doctor or is that just widely accepted fanon delusion

Me? Kiss the Doc? Don't be ridiculous. I'd far sooner tell Scott I admire him (which I don't)

Sometimes you people get far too excited about things.

[owen-the-lumberjack]

*hands you a bottle of blood as a gift then walks off after giving a polite smile without a word*

Okay...?

[owen-the-lumberjack]

I DIDNT EVEN DO ANYTHING NO-

Bye bye.