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beth, she/they, ace fantasy high fan blog mostly junior year as it comes out :) riz gukgak enthusiast

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"my dad makes benches in his workshop" "i like to sit down" fucking killed me on the spot at work. full out loud laugh while stocking shelves. fantasy high junior year you beautiful mess i love you

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"Jace I don't feel good" MARY ANN LOVE OF MY LIFE !!!!!!!

[bacchuschucklefuck]

beautiful! majestic!

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man FUCK i was really rooting for Buddy Dawn :((

[cryptocism]

a dænce of roëmænce

depictions of the ace experience never seem to include the nightmare-borne skeleton creature from hell so kudos to the dimension 20 team for their commitment to accurate rep

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i love that even in an otherwise pretty serious and heavy season, Brennan still makes time for bits like the vulture dimension. like fantasy high is naturally pretty goofy, but a lot of the emotions are very real and relatable, and it's a good way to ease the tension in the campaign. anyway i'll be thinking about the vulture dimension until i die and i cannot believe it happened in the same episode as the reveal about Lucy and Yolanda being dead

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the supreme accuracy with which every member of The Bad Kids depicts the insanity of high school....... like Gorgug getting angrier the more stressed-out he gets, Riz constantly being on the verge of a breakdown but just powering through because what else can he do, Adaine being tired of literally everything and struggling to make ends meet, Fig being absolutely burnt out but simultaneously trying a million different things, Fabian being super cool but deeply lonely and (let's be so fr) losing the ability to socialize, and most of all Kristen just doing whatever the hell she's doing. like i experienced all of these phases concurrently while in high school, truly nobody is doing it like them

[moonlightmagical]

my favourite thing about the fucking vulture dimension is that the preview for next episode has just no mention of it. like we return to the thistlespring tree and then it’s back to school for more good ol teen shenanigans. there is drama and plot happening completely unrelated to the fact that there is a whole dimension for vultures (or this specific vulture?) that are pissed as hell about this 3 year long teen friend group bit. and there’s a battle set/maxi already made. i feel like this is all just a mass hallucination, what the fuck do you mean this episode ended with the bad kids going to the vulture dimension.

[nuwuclearwinter]

Boutta be a carbon monoxide leak in the

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fantasy high junior year episode 8. hello?????

like there's so much to unpack and i am genuinely inclined to believe Zac when he said there was a carbon monoxide leak in the dome. all i can imagine is Brennan carefully crafting lore for the goddamn VULTURE DIMENSION and passing it off to the art team to build the SET and BATTLE MAP for it, then discussing the visuals of it with the PROJECTION TEAM to create custom art for the dome walls. like what was the process. dozens of people looked at the vulture dimension and knew that there was a nonzero chance that it wouldn't get used at all and still decided that it was funny/important enough to go all in on, and that's the quality that i come to D20 for. 10/10 no notes.

[squydworm]

Look I love fig paladin of Cassandra, iconic, slay, Emily axford the woman that you are. HOWEVER I am still emotionally attached to Bucky Applebees, paladin of Cassandra. His sister is a cleric he’s a paladin sibling duo of Cassandra healing their bond as they spread the doctrine of doubt together and hold each other’s hands in the dark,,,, I gotta go call my brother

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Buddy Dawn Thoughts

cautiously fuckin stoked for Buddy Dawn. i've been reading a bunch or theories about Kristen going back to Helio, and if that happens then i'm so curious as to what Buddy Dawn will do as her foil. does he stay with Helio? is he an unwavering blind follower or does he have some secret complicated religious feelings? he strikes me as the type of religious person who projects that they have it all together, but in reality is an absolute mess of doubt and insecurity. i'm just so eager to see where both him and Kristen go. also i love his little Southern accent it's so pleasant to listen to :)

[emiuli]

My favorite low quality children!

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That first day back to school is always a doozy, huh?

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some Gorgug fanart!!! junior year is giving me brainrot for him...

the lyrics in the back are from The Carpal Tunnel of Love by Fall Out Boy bc i think the Cig Figs would sound a lot like FOB :)

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Ep 3 Not All Who Wanda Are Lost

First day of school.

Like how can anyone believe that Arthur Aguefort would ever create a lawful replacement?

Ep 2 || Ep 4