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Eda: I’m the smartest, wisest person in this room

Raine: Is your hand stuck in a vending machine?

Eda: I paid for my Mars Bar, I’m getting my Mars Bar.

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Luz: it’s dark here…

The Collector: don’t worry, I got this.

The Collector: [stomps heelies]

The Collector: [slips and falls]

The Collector: Dang it! I thought I was wearing my light up sketchers!

Luz:

King: I’m glad it’s dark

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Hunter: Captain, please…after everything we’ve been through

Willow: i’m sorry Hunter

Hunter, through tears: i’m begging you, don’t do it.

Willow: it has to be done…

Hunter:

Willow:

Hunter:

Willow: [places +4 card]

Willow, tearfully: uno

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Eda: My hungry ass could never be a surgeon

Luz: what do you mean. what do you mean by that

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Raine: (to Luz) you know, I always thought Eda was the one who influenced you badly.

Raine: (looks at Eda who has her head stuck in a chair)

Raine: But now I know, you both equally influence each other to do stupid things.

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Eda: why didn't you tell me?

Lilith: because of your tendency to overreact.

Eda, stabbing the table with a knife in a fit of anger: I do NOT overreact!

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Willow: *makes brief eye contact with Hunter from across the room*

Hunter: how much eye contact until relationship?

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Amity: I only got 5 hours of sleep last night.

Willow: ha, I only got three.

Luz: I didn't sleep at ALL.

Hunter: *stumbles into the kitchen, wearing a ripped pair of sweatpants*

Hunter: *pours coffee into the wrong end of the mug*

Hunter: what day is it

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King: I will strangle you.

Hunter: can you even reach my neck?

King: *narrows eyes*

Hunter:

Hunter: shit.

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Willow: what are you, three?

Hunter: yeah, heads taller than you.

Willow:

Hunter:

Willow: I'm literally going to kill you.

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Willow: you're smiling, did something bad happen?

Amity: can't I just smile because I feel like it?

Luz: Hunter tripped and fell in the parking lot.

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Willow: is there a word that's a mix between sad and mad?

Hunter: malcontented, desolated, disgruntled.

Luz: smad

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Gus: hey we're going to McDonalds you want anything?

Hunter: I want my youthful innocence back.

Gus: yeah I got like five dollars.

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Willow: Hunter, care to explain why we have 6 dogs in our house?

Hunter: They’re golden retrievers, Willow. They retrieve gold. I did this for us!

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Camilla: are you in love with Willow?

Hunter: *sweats* …no

Camilla: then why do you draw ‘H+W’ in hearts everywhere??

Hunter: it stands for hate and wretchedness

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Hunter: That’s ridiculous! Willow doesn’t have a crush on me back…

Luz: Yes she does

Gus: Yes she does

Willow: Yes I do

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Luz: Is this great, or what? We're going to live off of what nature sends our way. See that stream? That's our drinking water! See those berries? That's our breakfast!

Eda: See that skeleton? That's our future.