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In reference to never using the word ‘very’ when writing, Mark Twain said, “Substitute ‘damn’ every time you’re inclined to write ‘very’; Your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be.” Source

dntgetmad

I had to post this whole thread because this is the definition of a wholesome post. 😭😂💕🔑

itschinyere-deactivated20200201

I love this

micdotcom

owljelly-blog

Preach it!

diycraftsnmore

cariboutheband

If you’ve ever seen (or eaten) space food, you’ll know that most of it is pretty unappetizing. But as this list compiled by Bored Panda proves, there’s more to space food than freeze-dried packets of powdered ice-cream and weird tubes of semiliquids. From cakes and cookies to lollipops to donuts, this interstellar collection of space-themed desserts is simply out of this world. And the best part is that you don’t need to be an astronaut to eat it! Have you made any awesome space desserts recently? Then feel free to share your pictures and don’t forget to vote for the most cosmic creation!

Black Velvet Nebula Cake

Solar System And Galaxy Lollipops

Galaxy Bark

Zodiac Constellation Cake

Space Caramel Apple

Space Jam Galaxy French Macarons

Galaxy Cupcakes

Space Cake

Galaxy Cookies

Ursa Major Cake

Galaxy And Gemstones Cake

Galaxy Donut

Galaxy Ice-Cream

Galaxy Cake Pops

Galaxy Macarons

Space Jello

Space Cupcakes

Galaxy Cupcakes

Northern Lights Cake

Galaxy Frosted Cupcakes

Source: BoredPanda

bakergirlsteph

(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ix7M6-F3Bk)

highonawindyhill

zteph-deactivated20200818

this wins over other pro-gay commercials because you had no idea he was gay and then you can’t tell which one is his husband

they are showing them as people

not as gays and straights

fejes-deactivated20180123

fuckin love this commercial

vikingserket

can we just talk abotu the fact that the husbands arent even bringing the drinks over theyre just standing there next to the drinks and chatting

fuckin useless husbands

burairium-deactivated20130819

they are showing anyone can be useless. Even gay people

they are saying that it doesn’t matter if you are gay or straight. You can still be a useless person

cyrilthewolf

this post got better

theinturnetexplorer

Actual Reasons Why People Were Dumped

pavlovscorgi

is this post secret

petr1kov

keeping up with the american elections while not being american like

xizark

keeping up with the american elections while being american like

theslaybymic

hufflepuffandtea-deactivated202

the hero we didn’t ask for, but truly deserve.

gilletteswift89

Want to know how corrupt the pharmaceutical industry is?

See this?

This is called Afrezza. It’s an inhaler for diabetic insulin. That’s right. An inhaler. That means no more needles. It’s only for fast acting insulin, but it could still vastly improve the life of a lot of diabetics.

Imagine having to constantly prick yourself with needles to keep yourself alive, and then suddenly there’s a new product that could change the whole way you live your life for the better.

And here’s the thing: it works. It works really really well. People with diabetes that have been lucky enough to have used it think it’s amazing.

But sadly, it’s probably going to end up as a failure because the pharmaceutical company (a French company called Sanofi) that was in charge of marketing it didn’t care enough to actually try. Not only that, but they made it incredibly expensive so hardly anyone could afford it. Most people have never heard of it, and the way things are going, no one else ever will.

Please reblog this to raise awareness of this product and hopefully get another company to market it. It could change so many lives.

stavekoff-deactivated20170624

you mean i could not stab myself multiple times a fucking day

upworthy

Alan Rickman lent his voice to a viral video.

So how does it work anyway? It’s simple, really. You watch the video, and that’s it.

The way it works is that the more views the video gets, the more advertising dollars its creator —OneClickGiving, a charity created by students at Oxford University — makes from YouTube. OneClickGiving then donates the ad revenue to Refugee Council and Save the Children. You are helping them raise that money — all just by watching a cute little video. Make sense?

Let’s honor Alan’s memory by raising money for a cause that was important to him. It counts for your daily dose of cute, too.

ultrafacts

His name is Ken. He has grown up dreaming about someday having a shelter to help the stray animals that live near his home, but he never dreamed he could reach his goal so soon.

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charmainders

this is so adroable ;;

ultrafacts

Here is his site where he posts before and after updates on the rescued animals and you can also adopt: http://www.happyanimalsclub.org/

Here is Betty with her mother Emily. Emily was terrified of humans and refused to stay in the dog house that they built for her.

This is Betty today. She finally looks like a normal, healthy dog.

Meanwhile, Emily has become a little less paranoid over time. With a little bit of patience, they are now able to touch her, and even pick her up, without getting bitten.