suffer well

sometimes

[goslinggf]

5pm on a lovely winter's day

[visenyaism]

top five worst ways to be found:

5. out

4. guilty

3. wanting

2. lacking

1. by this email

[visenyaism]

It has come to my attention that I forgot about dead

[i-twink-therefore-i-am]

new type of guy just dropped

[serverr00m]

[crashlapine]

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

The names Practice

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

Mal Practice

[orchidvioletindigo]

Nice to meet you Dr. Practice, could you please tell me what’s wrong with my son :)

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

He needs surgery on all of his bones

[orchidvioletindigo]

Very well, here is my credit card :)

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

I accept no payment I do this because I love it

[assimilation-failure]

girl wooga is hiring

[selfmaderibcageman]

my uh, close internet friend broke up with his girlfriend over financial things but the more he describes it the more i think its insane he ever stayed. She wanted to be engaged before they even moved in with each other, no prenup, she's 60k in debt, he has like 100k in assets, she's a Divorce Laywer. Can you imagine getting rushed into marriage by a divorce lawyer. lmao.

[bish0ps]

[i-am-a-fish]

I'm glad that people are still having fun on tumblr even after we found out about the frightening ghoul that reblogs posts but doesn't say anything

[the-frightening-ghoul]

‎

[goopygamer9000]

[wishcloak]

are you a girl or a boy

not really

[memewhore]

[mierac]

ok well we’re bringing that back obviously

[romcommunist]

me latibulating

[moss-wizard]

Rubbing salt, garlic, and onion into the wound.

[little-miss-rasputin-pageant]

simmering the wound on a low heat

[madeinglobe]

[calware]

i wish everything was good and nothing was bad

[5-and-a-half-acres]

This needs a caption

[cornedbeefhashtags]

[teathattast]

[teathattast]

uhhh let me be clear. the jaws of oblivion must be shut

[dank-memes-my-ex-gf-sends-me]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]