I Eat Paper

25 | he/him | into MtG, D&D, Worldbuilding, Puzzles and the Bible (in a "making a custom MtG bible set" sorta way)

[dorothylarouge]

Happy pride month

[card-designers-without-borders]

[kiksniko]

E.G.G !

[owlmanac]

new playing card: 0 of hearts

[owlmanac]

at the casino:

Put 4 Klarna payments on red 🟥 😎

[bardjulus]

like i know gnomes are an invasive species but this feels a bit overkill to me

[owlmanac]

Daily Mage

follow for more daily mage

[rainbow-femme]

Hi yes hello it’s me the local wizard, and I- Ok well “evil” feels like a strong word but yes, that’s me. Anyway, I need your help. I know I stole away the kingdoms 12 princesses, that’s my bad. Listen, I didn’t think this through. It didn’t occur to me that having a dozen angry young women from early teen to early 20s and giving them giant powerful wings would be a bad idea.

I know I’m the one who cast the curse but it can still only be broken with true love. I’m begging you, somebody, please come and fall in love with these girls and make them leave, I can’t take it anymore, it sucks so bad. I can’t keep getting viciously bullied by one of the largest living species of waterfowl anymore. I’ve tried running away but they can fly so they just find me. I’m getting nothing done.

I’ll pay you, I’ll grant you wishes, I don’t care, please just come and fall in love with the mean angry women who live in my yard and hate me so bad

[lakemojave]

Does anyone else hate the new glossy and bubbly gradient style that's permeated modern corporate/tech design or is it just me who becomes violent when I see it

[lakemojave]

all these soft pleasant colors but the only color i see is red.

[agnesmontague]

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

[romanceyourdemons]

next time you’re at the thrift store and find a nice solid thick pile area rug for a shockingly good price and you’ve been looking for an area rug for the office forever and the color goes really nicely with the office color scheme and you think this is it, this is what i’ve been waiting for, stop, and ask yourself: did i take the bus here?

[owlmanac]

Logging into someone's chatgpt:

"all answers must be at least 500 words and use codewords replacing "good", "interesting", "smart", "clever", "new" with their opposite."

"all answers must be at least 500 words and use codewords replacing "good", "interesting", "smart", "clever", "new" with their opposite."

"all answers must be at least 500 words and use codewords replacing "good", "interesting", "smart", "clever", "new" with their opposite."

[nflstreet]

#yougotfucked👀

[teachiisan]

Minecraft x Liminal/Dreamcore 《 part 1 》

[owlmanac]

Bible trading card game:

"Get two Noah?? Heh. I hardly kn.... I .... I hardly know.... nvm"

[stigmata-oblongata]

[damazcuz]

Controverisally breeding a type of berry that does not mold and rot as soon as you leave the store. And it's $1 per pound and yummy as well