[hungwy]

Its embarrassing to have my mask off now. Thats too intimate. My coworkers don’t know me like that

[5ummit]

[getlitaesthetic]

Today my wife texted me this, and then immediately called me to make sure I got it because it was “an urgent message”.

[chewedcorn]

My mom got tired of me making fun of her “Live Laugh Love” sign and modified it.

[memeuplift]

[classicmeevs]

10% Luck; 20% Skill; 15% concentrated doctor of phil

[dream-of-phraxos]

[everythingfox]

Can I interest you in some…car insurance?

(via)

[oumaimas]

lately there have been too many days like in a row

[lilmamabeyellin]

what’s your unpopular opinion

[auntymurda]

Cheese cake is disgusting

[bloodclaatpussyclaat]

[octophantom]

I’m crying 😂😂😂

[psvlms]

[facts-i-just-made-up]

Mated turtles share their shells!

Not always but often when a pair of turtles mates, the male will leave his own shell and move in with the female. After doing so the couple will coordinate their arm and leg movements to walk and even swim.

[gay-for-toasters]

I call this “Trying to get notes with false facts.”

[facts-i-just-made-up]

I assure you, Facts-I-Just-Made-Up would never post false facts just to get notes. I also do it to confuse, misinform, and hurt people.

[33v0]

what is it about capybaras that attracts groups of small animals to them? Its not just mammals either its like birds and turtles and frogs too

[33v0]

look at this shit

They radiate peace

[transfemininomenon]

capybaras are friend shaped

[gaylor-moon]

I love this post

[cantavier]

This is actually a cool thing I know about!

In the wild capybaras live in large groups so naturally a female capybara will take care of not only her own offspring, but all of the other offspring in the group. So capybaras are super great mothers who will adopt pretty much anything and take care of it.

Lots of places that rescue different animals will give a group of baby animals to a capybara to raise if they have one.

Like puppies

Ducks

Deer

Emus

They are just super calm animals so they’re naturally great at mothering or just existing in a group!

[screambirdscreaming]

mom shaped

[badass-siobhan]

clavid:

on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine

On the downside I’m too poor to afford one.

[clavid]

one crack cocaine

[thoughtkiller]

hello drug dealer yes i would like to purchase one crack cocaine please

[janebuzjane]

debit or credit

[brie3po]

I actually have a gift card

[imanasoh]

[sailorslowbro]

Stranger Things s3 prediction:

The Monster™: *physically shows up*

Joyce Byers:

[we-couldnt-quite-forget]

How to compliment me:

Say something nice about Taylor Swift

[taylorswift]

I️ personally really related to this post.

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

vine being deleted really is the burning of alexandrias library of our time