[mousegirlheart]

[boycritter]

sorry man im all booked

[boycritter]

some people seem to be under the impression that i am taking 6 hours to do a single sudoku. this is not the case. i am doing more sudokus than you could possibly comprehend in those 6 hours.

[anarchist-revolution]

[biracy]

[coughloop]

[unawakening-float07]

[mulletbutch]

I think this picture of my gf helping fix my car should be in the MoMa

[adamsmasher]

[neonandfuckinggarbage]

have yall heard this band called fall out boy??? they’re pretty cool.

[spiralstaircased]

Timmy turner: man I am so depressed like clinically. Cosmo Wanda I wish I was not depressed anymore

Wanda: sorry timmy that's against da rules...we can't interfere with mental illness ):

Timmy: fine i wish I had xanax

Cosmo: ok *gives it to him from his pockets*

[systemdeez]

Turn based sex. Take as long as you need to think of a strategy.

[systemdeez]

HINT: his pussy is weak to fire magic.

[nosayingyes]

Pepper spray his pussy

[systemdeez]

Do not.

[kargaroc]

[good-4-her]

[tvrded]

Maybe the best tweet ever

[snoopypilled]

my cat is fucking UP the dsm5 like her hungry ass

[godshideouscreation]

[sighinastorm]

dig how Portugal is looking at her

[sighinastorm]

golden lion tamarin

[spongebobproductionart]

SpongeBob crying storyboard from Pizza Delivery.

[miametropolis]

9th doctor you have to stop. your doc martens too classic. your leather jacket too cunt. your buzzcut too perfect. your swag is too lesbian...9th doctor they'll kill you.

[borealing]

obsessed with this