not so siirious

:)

[en-ole-robotti]

Tuli vastaan todella suomalainen feissarimoka

[whomst]

Every horse movie

Sarah aynn: “no one understands me I hate you Mom for making us move out here in the middle of no where there’s not even cute boys” *runs away and finds mysterious farm* Old man wilkinson: “this right here lil lady is a hourisey if yer can tame t it’s yoires if not it’s goin back to the horse factory” Sarsjh: *walks up to horse and starts to pet its nose* “see girl? You and me aren’t so different after all” Old man wonka: “why I don’t believe it she done tamed ol’ misery I reckon she ought to sign her up for the horuse show and save the farm” *cut scene of Sarah sneaking out the house to ride her horse everyday until her mom finds out* Mom: “young lady you are GROUNDED!!!! You are not allowed to compete in the horse show” Staryah: “no Mom please” *runs away and almost gets hit by car but then the horse pushes the car out the way" Mom: “fucjkfidnb maybe that’s a good horse after all”

[misandristabbacchio-remade-deac]

i lose my shit at this post every time

[nurkkajussi-deactivated20211106]

Friendly reminder:

Toinen Elisan hintasaarnaajista katosi yli kaksi vuotta sitten.

[carryonyouwillalwaysremember]

Löytyy nykyään Oulun teatterista mm. Shakespearen roolista :-)

[mielipuolistapaskaa]

WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT THIS????

[dagenssvenska]

[duyu-nim]

Native english speakers will never know the joy of purposely talking terrible english in your native accent

[charminglyantiquated]

Classic and Reverse harpies, mermaids, centaurs, and nagas

as a species we have this habit of tacking human faces onto animals and when you think about it, it looks kind of stupid, but it looks even stupider backwards

so

[ohitscole]

“You should not be.”

[the-a-j-universe]

The fckn reverse naga made me laugh until my lungs collapsed.

[torillatavataan]

Tiiätteks sen ku ihan muina miehinä puuhastelee jotaa ja sit yhtäkkii ihan puskista päässä alkaa soimaa Postimies Paten tunnari?

[blorboguy]

tai puuha pete

[unirytmihairio]

tai tuomas veturi

[jessepirpana]

Tai kaapo

[paskanmarja]

tai muumit

[dagenssvenska]

Behöver det här på en hoodie

[just-shower-thoughts]

In Japan, radiation creates monsters (Godzilla) and in America radiation creates superheroes

[mallemerok]

Shockingly, it’s almost like Japan and America have very different narratives surrounding nuclear fallout. Now, if we all think very very hard, maybe someone could think of why this might be.

[tirahvi]

[dagenssvenska]

Svensk etikett

[valilihapiirakka]

“moving to finland” gothic: you don’t know what a heijastin is, but everyone tells you they save lives. mothers passing you on the street regard your dark, empty jacket with concern. you feel oddly naked as those around you watch your movements with a mix of pity and worry. “what do you mean, you’ve never owned one?” someone asks, backing away as if convinced you are already dead, speaking to them from the special hell reserved for people who lived too recklessly. you are made to study the history of these items in your integration class. “it’s important” says the teacher, adopting the same somber tone as all the others, “they save lives.” you receive a tiny, formless package from a close friend, accompanied with the words “there, now you have to wear it”. you fix the tiny silhouette of Snufkin to your jacket. the ritual is complete, and every finn around you finally breathes.

[rose-in-my-heart]

You have only ONE heijastin with you?

[valilihapiirakka]

a warning to anyone else who might be thinking of coming here: the stuff about trees and Nightwish is a lie, it’s all a front for a 5.5 million strong cult based on decking yourself out like the shiny Charizard you forged in 1999

[whydun]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Tigers are just grilled lions

[fairlylocal]

Trench era music videos

[maanpaallinenhelvetinperkele]

The Finns after a few days of around -25°C:

[crow--teeth]

said something one time and someone heard it. absolutely mortifying